snow

what you like to take a whiz on

i had to piss out a storm, so now the snow is yellow

by loco asshole February 26, 2005

snow

sick fuck, white shit that falls from the sky.

gods dandruff "snow"

by hannahmarg January 14, 2009

Snow

The white stuff that sticks to your car that if you dont wipe off immediately, will freeze overnight because the noon-sun has melted some of it, but not all of it. Then you have to become fustrated because you can't see anything through your windshield that has ice on it.

Guy 1 - (wipes the snow off the windshield to find a layer of ice) "What the fuck?"

Guy 2 - "Hey man what happened?"

Guy 1 - "Remember how it snowed two days ago? Well, I stayed inside drinking beer the whole weekend and some of the snow melted and froze on the windshield."

Guy 2 - "Dude that totally sucks."

Guy 1 - "This is why I hate snow"

by chinesefocker January 24, 2011

Snow

A free blanket given by God

I love to lie in the snow

by The One Without Purpose December 27, 2021

Snow

God's Cum

Bob: "It is really snowing out!"
Jerry: "God must be having some fun up there!"

by Jman030303 February 14, 2017

No no snow

The snow druggies love cocaine

Hey you got some no no snow?
Drug dealer: dont worry i got plenty

by Conchita December 8, 2020

Snow

Frozen sky water that turned white for no reason what so ever

Snowmen are made of snow

by Super moon is boss November 17, 2016