Situationship

Where one person leads another person on letting them think that the end product of their time together would amount to a relationship when in reality the individual only wanted an outlet for sex and a momentary emotional connection

Girl: “Hey babe, what are we”

Boy: “were just chilling”
Boys friends: is that your girl?

Boy: nah is a bit of a sticky one still, it’s a situationship my g

by Britishbabeeeee August 22, 2018

Situationship

A romantic or sexual relationship that is undefined, thus creating a painful and/or confusing experience for both parties involved.

“Woah, woah, Jessica. I love having fun with you and all, but I don’t want to be tied down. Don’t get me wrong, you are perfect for me… but just not right now. I see this as more of a situationship.”

by Wordsarefun88 January 3, 2022

shitfuckdamnpiss

Only the best swear word ever. This is the sort of explitive that is only to be used when the situation becomes so hopelessly awry, that no other explitive could possibly come anywhere near correctly describing the heinousness of the dire situation at hand.

What the shitfuckdamnpiss is going on?
Who the shitfuckdamnpiss are you?
Where the shitfuckdamnpiss are we?
When the shitfuckdamnpiss is that supposed to happen?
Why the shitfuckdamnpiss would you think that was funny?
How the shitfuckdamnpiss did you screw that up so badly?

by Dan Nichols August 6, 2007

Situationified

The act of becoming muscular and douchey, with a possible fake tan.

Oh man, that guy must have worked out so much! And is that a spray on tan? He Situationified himself!

by montaaron11 May 15, 2011

Situational darkskin

A male or female that is dark skinned but only in certain situations. Their skin tone fluctuates depending on their environment.

A situational darkskin; dark when compared to other people but okay on their own. Usually dark with natural light but are more brown skin with artificial lighting.

by KidvKat June 24, 2019

sithuli

sithuli loves kothu and biriyani 😋😋🥸🥸

oh i see biriyani i think of sithuli 😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣☺️😁🤣🤣

by sithuliarmbarn November 7, 2021

Sunday Situation

A fling where you exclusively hang out on Sundays. Typical activities include sex, sleeping, snuggling and snacks.
So you're free to chill, date and wild out from Monday-Saturday but get all the best benefits of a relationship come Sunday.

Like a situationship but specific to Sunday.

Yo I met the perfect match on Hinge. No more Sunday scaries and I still get my sweet freedom thanks to our Sunday situation.

by scooterluvr May 13, 2021