September 28th

If you were born on September 28th, your birthday gift has to be a great blowjob given by someone born in Summer

Justin: It’s September 28th. Today’s my birthday.

Ali: Oh really? I should give you a “special” gift then. You’ll never forget it.

Justin: Yeah? You think you’re that good at it?

Ali: Of course I am. I was born in July

by elzainwonderland January 23, 2020

September 28th

If you were born on this day, someone born in July will definitely give you a blowjob. Also you can ask for anything and she/he has to do it! Happy birthday <3

Ali: When’s your birthday??

Justin: September 28th

Ali: Oh really? I have to give you a blowjob then and it will be the best you’ll ever receive

Justin: Why you think that?

Ali: Because I was born in July

by elzainwonderland January 26, 2020

September 28th

ask out one of the girls/boys that are on your bsf list.

september 28th

person 1 : “i say we go out”
person 2 : “say less” 😭.

DONT BE A PUSSY!!

by nae harrison ❤️. September 26, 2021

September 28th

September 28th is national kiss your crush day. Don’t be shy, just say hi and give them a big smooch. Maybe they’ll like you back who knows.

Did you know it’s September 28th

by Mrstealyourgirl121 September 27, 2021

September 28th

National kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend day!

Boy/girl 1- hey ___ it's September 28th!
Boy/girl 2- I know I'm gonna kiss them now!

by Peppas ass cheeks September 27, 2021

September 28th

September 28th is the day where you appreciate your shortest friend with a name that starts with an a, and bring them snacks.

Boy: it’s September 28th tomorrow!

Short friend: And?

Boy: Im gonna bring you snacks to show I appreciate you

by Snazzzz September 27, 2021

September 28th

National slap a redhead day!

September 28th is national slap a redhead day!
“hey jeff, i’m going to slap you”
“why?”
“because your hair is red”
*slaps*

by smart.person September 27, 2021