Health Schizophrenia
Health Schizophrenia by Woman Man Dog December 5, 2019
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physical schizophrenia
physical schizophrenia by eaqat September 12, 2021
Weaponized Schizophrenia
Well, at least it's not THAT☝️ Right? Because people not liking your podcast doesn't really hold the same kind of existential weight, does it? Is it an Mk ultra? Am I in a Truman show? Did a billion people see my dick a couple of weeks ago after I crawled naked over my phone? Am I a brain in a jar? Will I get stabbed by a retard? I don't know Chris... I think my thing is worse...
Hym "I- Yeah, I can't stress enough how the weaponized schizophrenia is, like, much more serious than what you're talking about there... And that's only the core element of my thing! There are peripheral elements that are also worse. AND people are making YouTube videos about me, kind of. Really- It's- Chris, listen to me when I tell you this... My thing is worse and I'm better than everyone. Those 2 things of which we can absolutely certain. Let that certainty comfort you in your time of need."
Weaponized Schizophrenia by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
Fortnite Schizophrenia
When you’ve been playing Fortnite for such a long period of time that you start to confuse it with the real world.
Person 1: I went to the mall after playing Fortnite for 6 hours and I tried to edit the escalators
Person 2: Dude you have really bad Fortnite Schizophrenia
Person 2: Dude you have really bad Fortnite Schizophrenia
Fortnite Schizophrenia by NBAFunboyIII March 5, 2024
Weaponized schizophrenia
No it isn't accountability. I'll murder your kids. You're not going to get away with paying someone else for my work. Your kids will die in terror over the stubborn delusional solipsism of some random asshole who is using my behavior as an excuse to treat me like a zoo animal.
Hym "No, hey, the weaponized schizophrenia is the problem here. How I've chosen to deal with it is this. If this fails, the child murder WILL work. I don't care about any of your sophistical bullshit. Eat a bullet. The person who ends up burying their kid isn't going to care about social cohesion or accountability. They're going to wish you had done otherwise and you're going to pretend to care."
Weaponized schizophrenia by Hym Iam April 14, 2024
cyber schizophrenia
it's when an AI has an episode and produces extremely weird results, like things morphing in and out in images, nonsensical text or music suddenly turning into garbage
-what are you doing
-ah im just removing all this cyber schizophrenia from this AI art i made
- fuck you
-ah im just removing all this cyber schizophrenia from this AI art i made
- fuck you
cyber schizophrenia by dannysilly April 17, 2024
Mahdi Schizophrenia
ˈmä-dē ˌskit-sō-ˈfrē-nē-ə (noun):
A rare yet strangely common psychological condition where the afflicted individual, often while deep in spiritual overdrive or post-YouTube rabbit hole, becomes absolutely convinced that they are the long-awaited Mahdi — the chosen one who will bring justice, destroy the Dajjal, and probably fix your Wi-Fi too.
A rare yet strangely common psychological condition where the afflicted individual, often while deep in spiritual overdrive or post-YouTube rabbit hole, becomes absolutely convinced that they are the long-awaited Mahdi — the chosen one who will bring justice, destroy the Dajjal, and probably fix your Wi-Fi too.
"Bro, I thought he was chill until he said he’s the Mahdi and started rearranging the furniture for prayer angles. Classic Mahdi Schizophrenia."
Mahdi Schizophrenia by HC789789 April 30, 2025