finding sam

code word for going to smoke weed

-'hey, wheres steve?'

-'fucking wanker is finding sam'

-'what a prick... might join him'

by steven godfrey June 14, 2008

Sam's Purified Drinking Water with Flavor Enhancing Minerals

The most refreshing drink you need.

"Damn bro, Sam's Purified Drinking Water with Flavor Enhancing Minerals is so refreshing.

by Corbino the Extino November 27, 2022

Frodo...Sam

Used in a similar sense to 'blah, blah, blah', when showing disinterest in conversation between two daft persons.
Derived from the 'Lord of the Rings' movie, made popular by Australia's Rove McManus.

Daft Person 1: Frodo...
Daft Person 2: Sam...
Daft Person 1: Frodo...
Daft Person 2: Sam...
Strange Person 1: Gandalf!

by Ash December 7, 2004

Fat Sam

A hugely overweight, back-stabbing, conniving, hypocritical Christian loving waste of space.

Dude, don't be such a fat sam.

by DonQ. December 15, 2008

Frodo and Sam slam

What goes on in the Baggins Hobbit Hole behind closed circular doors.

Sam was kind of an indentured servant until he learned how to avoid using his teeth on Mr. Frodo during his "servitude" He was finally freed of his bondage but would live with the scars of the Frodo and Sam slam, as they called it in the shire.

by Felix the territorial cat, I'ma open up my bago tricks on y'ass! March 19, 2008

Fireman Sam

1) A kiddy show similar in style to Postman Pat following the adventures of a fireman who smokes pot everyday.

2) What bad mothers tell their sons to call their dicks.

1) Tommy: I want to watch Fireman Sam!
Mum: (is stoned) OK dear, enjoy!!

20 years later Tommy is gay.

2) Tommy: Jimmy kicked me in the Fireman Sam! MUMMY!
Mum: (still stoned) That's great, dear.

by RPG Fangirl April 2, 2010

Fat Sam

The fat sam, otherwise known as the “fatty Samuel”is a fingering technique with the thumb in the vagina and the other four in the ass. “Four in the stank, one in the pink”

“I went to Sarah’s last night, she got the fat sam”

by Deezfattynutz2020 February 18, 2018