golden rule

Those with gold make the rule.

Whoever is usually in charge usually makes the most, and the rules.

by hackaxle April 4, 2004

The Golden Rule

No fat bitches.

Guy 1: Yo ima nail the chick, I don’t care if she looks like a Manatee.

Guy 2: Dude don’t. Remember, the golden rule: no fat bitches.

Guy 1: Dude you’re right, my bad.

by Dordo Bird Expert September 14, 2020

girlfriend rule

the rule that states your girlfriend always loves and misses you more than you do her.

"i love you most"

"um actually according to the girlfriend rulei love you more"

by volleygUrl333 December 5, 2016

The Golden Herb Rule

Modeled after Aristotle’s “Golden Mean” of taking the middle path and avoiding extremes in situations.

The Golden Herb Rule is used to asses how much cannabis one should consume in one session.

The idea is to smoke the right amount of cannabis that allows you to accomplish your goals and stay motivated.

A tool for the successful stoner in the 21st century.

“Ay bro you trying to hit this?”

“Nah man, I’m following the golden herb rule so I don’t smoke too much, get lazy, and don’t end up studying.”

by joshuatrees21 April 14, 2023

GG smoke out rule

When a girl is smoking weed with you, if they give you a blowjob you can not make them pay for weed

"Can I have a blowjob?"
"You'll have to smoke me out, gg smoke out rule."

by Jkns May 23, 2014

Golden Karma Rule

Do unto others as they have done unto you.

Alice: Patti, is that your boyfriend Bob with another girl over there?

Patti: WTF? You're right. Asshole! I guess he doesn't know about the Golden Karma Rule.

Patti (texting on phone): Hey Fred, what are you doing tomorrow night?

by Ur Daddie January 15, 2021

Georgia Rule

Referencing the film "Georgia Rule", starring Lindsay Lohan and Jane Fonda, using Georgia Rule makes the statement made by the user unquestionable. Can also overrule other calls, such as "Shutgun", or "I call---"

Bubba: Shotgun!
Al: Shotgun, Georgia Rule!
Bubba: Aw! That sucks!
Al: Yes....

by Al Fallick July 12, 2007