"The Door Ritual" is where you get up from the office desks and go to the entrance of the store to choose your next customer, opposed to waiting for a custumer to talk in the store and them choosing somebody to work with.
by MarxusTheeGOAT April 01, 2023
verb. American phrase. It means to watch television in a trance-like state. Some might call it being a couch potato, but it is of a higher power and purpose as described by the TV Ministry, the TV worshiping religion.
"Lay down your false idols and turn to our real god. The one you and I have worshiped for years-- The Television!"
"Lay down your false idols and turn to our real god. The one you and I have worshiped for years-- The Television!"
I was ritual viewing last night to Seinfeld, it was enlightening.
by Amy Bugbee June 27, 2004
by herb_brother4 August 24, 2016
Big Mac my Crack is when a guy over 600 pounds cosplaying as Ronald Mc Donald sticks his tiny penis into a really hot girl's ass while singing all of lil pump's songs. 100 people need to circle the fat Ronald Mc Donald and his hot ass victim while masturbating. They will also have to dress up as the joker. When the fat fuck is done singing the beautiful songs he will have to kill the hot ass chick and eat her heart. Then the devil will be summon and he will kill all the 100 masturbating cunts. The fat fuck's tiny cock will explode and the fat fuck will die. If this is repeated 666 times hitler will come back. Hitler become a giant cyborg ninja nigger.
Have you seen one of those Big Mac the Crack Rituals , that fat fucks penis exploded like the twin towers.
by Mr.Shiboolingafoolin January 06, 2018
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by aetherhater December 05, 2020
A week at some fraternities where the pledge class must learn the information on the house they are pledging. Some houses have more than one week they do this throughout the semester of pledgeship. The pledges are usually hazed a little and they learn the house rituals. AKA "R-Week" or "R#" (# is whatever ritual week it is.)
Ritual Week:
Pledge 1: Did you learn the full names of the house founders and all that other shit yet for R2 tonight?
Pledge 2: No not yet
Pledge 1: Your so fucked dude, i've been studying all week and didn't have all the info memorized til today.
Pledge 1: Did you learn the full names of the house founders and all that other shit yet for R2 tonight?
Pledge 2: No not yet
Pledge 1: Your so fucked dude, i've been studying all week and didn't have all the info memorized til today.
by RWeek November 27, 2011