Pre-Crime Molestation Ritual

Explicitly intended to get people to kill themselves and/or lash out and get their rights taken away.

Hym "I was slandered. The people around me found a target for their 'Pre-Crime Molestation Ritual' and now they are trying to prevent me from escaping the fate they have assigned me. Look at them. They are pulling out all the stops. They are using Orwell and Brad Bradbury and Kafka to condemn people into an individual dystopia."

A retard "I thought you said it was weaponized schizophrenia!"

Hym "It IS! You see... In the English language... You can have multiple different words that mean the same thing. So, retard, gomer, cripple, mongoloid... These all mean the same thing. So, I would kill your kids before I let what they are doing stop me. No matter how much they scream and bitch about it, they will stop giving a shit the second I am credited and paid for creating that AI. Therefore, don't let them throw your kids lives away. Do you really want to live in a world were you have to give up your kids just because some YouTube freak doesn't want the creator of AI to get credit or paid for creating AI? Because that's all that's happening here."

by Hym Iam April 13, 2025

The East Honduran Scissor ritual

Potentially the most grotesque sexual activity of all time, first the man (if not previously) circumcises himself and uses the foreskin blood as lube. If ashes are in reach proceed to grab those and rub gently over the female waist. Then grab a matchstick and set her on fire. Use the lazy fireman to put the fire out and then break temporarily. After everything settles you need to give yourself an Indian sunburn on your cock. This redness should translate to heat so when inserted in the vagina it should make the woman unpleasantly moan. Which causes the final ejaculation to take place. Lastly, to clear the scene use traditional methods and use Epsom salts to clean off the burns.

Jen : can you remind me how to do The East Honduran Scissor ritual please?

by Crack15 September 2, 2019

humiliation ritual

A phrase often used on 4chan and other internet forums, meaning a process that one has to go through or an action one has to take which is forced upon him by some group of people or society at large; the goal of the mandate is to humiliate the person and thus make him conform with some policy or societal norm and self-suppress any opposition in the future.

Anon1: linkedin is the ultimate demonic humiliation ritual
Anon2: stop complaining goy

by Panzerhaubitze 2001 April 14, 2024

Herb Ritual

Where the person eats an Herb, and is now an Herb Brother/Herb Sister.

Herb Brother: I partook in the Herb Ritual.

by herb_brother4 August 24, 2016

Ritual Week

A week at some fraternities where the pledge class must learn the information on the house they are pledging. Some houses have more than one week they do this throughout the semester of pledgeship. The pledges are usually hazed a little and they learn the house rituals. AKA "R-Week" or "R#" (# is whatever ritual week it is.)

Ritual Week:

Pledge 1: Did you learn the full names of the house founders and all that other shit yet for R2 tonight?

Pledge 2: No not yet

Pledge 1: Your so fucked dude, i've been studying all week and didn't have all the info memorized til today.

by RWeek November 26, 2011

paygan ritual

Refers to da IRS's yearly tradition of making people shell out "ungodly" portions of their hard-earned cash for questionable purposes.

I'm on SSI and Food Stamps, which does indeed mean living very frugally, but at least I don't hafta participate in any paygan rituals!

by QuacksO October 21, 2021

devils ritual

when you’re doing the devils tango while smoking the devils lettuce in the middle of a pentagram

hey, wanna go do the devils ritual?

by sagexxxx July 22, 2021