when the man sits in a meditation position, legs crossed, under the girl and eats her out while she takes a poop on his face
by eatyouout April 28, 2011
Potentially the most grotesque sexual activity of all time, first the man (if not previously) circumcises himself and uses the foreskin blood as lube. If ashes are in reach proceed to grab those and rub gently over the female waist. Then grab a matchstick and set her on fire. Use the lazy fireman to put the fire out and then break temporarily. After everything settles you need to give yourself an Indian sunburn on your cock. This redness should translate to heat so when inserted in the vagina it should make the woman unpleasantly moan. Which causes the final ejaculation to take place. Lastly, to clear the scene use traditional methods and use Epsom salts to clean off the burns.
by Crack15 September 2, 2019
A ceremonial bathing ritual, usually across Norse and Wiccan communities, is something where a bride and groom to be, won’t partake in showering for up to 3 weeks prior to the wedding. The evening before a big ceremony, the couple will wash all Sins and impure thoughts and things from each other. This being the ritual held in pitch black, with only a single candle across the room.
by HigherPowerWiccan March 31, 2022
A week at some fraternities where the pledge class must learn the information on the house they are pledging. Some houses have more than one week they do this throughout the semester of pledgeship. The pledges are usually hazed a little and they learn the house rituals. AKA "R-Week" or "R#" (# is whatever ritual week it is.)
Ritual Week:
Pledge 1: Did you learn the full names of the house founders and all that other shit yet for R2 tonight?
Pledge 2: No not yet
Pledge 1: Your so fucked dude, i've been studying all week and didn't have all the info memorized til today.
Pledge 1: Did you learn the full names of the house founders and all that other shit yet for R2 tonight?
Pledge 2: No not yet
Pledge 1: Your so fucked dude, i've been studying all week and didn't have all the info memorized til today.
by RWeek November 27, 2011
by snoutwash69 October 6, 2015
verb. American phrase. It means to watch television in a trance-like state. Some might call it being a couch potato, but it is of a higher power and purpose as described by the TV Ministry, the TV worshiping religion.
"Lay down your false idols and turn to our real god. The one you and I have worshiped for years-- The Television!"
"Lay down your false idols and turn to our real god. The one you and I have worshiped for years-- The Television!"
I was ritual viewing last night to Seinfeld, it was enlightening.
by Amy Bugbee June 27, 2004
by herb_brother4 August 24, 2016