The Door Ritual

"The Door Ritual" is where you get up from the office desks and go to the entrance of the store to choose your next customer, opposed to waiting for a custumer to talk in the store and them choosing somebody to work with.

Marcus can be seen at his job using "The Door Ritual" to gain more sales than ever before!

by MarxusTheeGOAT April 1, 2023

pagun ritual

An "ungodly" display of firearms dat has been practiced for many generations.

During his drug-prices "negotiations" with Sal Luccione, Clarence Boddicker seemed largely unfazed by all of da assorted bang-sticks dat were pointed at him, indicating dat said mass display of firepower was merely a pagun ritual dat had played out in his life many times before.

by QuacksO November 15, 2025

The ritual of leaves

Every once in a while friends will get togther and throw leaves at eachother to celebrate their friendship!!

Friend1: shall the Ritual of Leaves commence?
Friend2: yes is shall my friend.

by T1dd13s November 6, 2020

The Ritual of Sex

An unreleased 2002 comedy film featuring Alan Walker's manager Gunnar Greve getting fucked in multiple positions by host Else Kass Furuseth with clothes on during an interview

person 1: hey have you heard of ritual?
person 2: oh that alan walker song where julie bergan was replaced?
person 1: no the movie called the ritual of sex with alan walker's manager gunnar greve it's the best movie ever made
person 2: i agree

by gunnar greve fan club April 26, 2024

Happy ritual

A ritual engaged deeply in joy, love, and happiness. Usually done by a Chaos Magician

It's time to shift gears, we need a happy ritual!

by Happy (she, her) January 23, 2024

african ritual

when the man sits in a meditation position, legs crossed, under the girl and eats her out while she takes a poop on his face

I did the african ritual with my girlfriend and it took for ever to clean up

by eatyouout May 21, 2011

Humiliation Ritual

A conspiracy theory created to discredit successful black men by alleging that they are forced by some third party (i.e. the illuminati, hollywood, record labels, etc.) to publicly humiliate themselves. It is rooted in homophobia and toxic masculinity.

Kid Cudi performing in a dress is a humiliation ritual. There's no way a successful black man would willingly wear a dress on live television, there must be another reason.

by RationalMinded January 4, 2024