The "No return" maneuver

When you're bored in class or at dinner, and start leaning back in your chair, but you do it a bit too far and reach the point of "no return". At this point you fall flat on your arse, while everyone is laughing at you, because everyone noticed the ear-deafening bang you created falling.

Also can be applied to when you're busting a nut.

When we were sitting at dinner, Shaniqua was bored and was leaning back, and she leaned back too far and suddenly she reached the point of no return, and fell.

I've reached the point of no return, I'm about to nut

I couldn't submit this without defining the word, so The "No return" maneuver means falling on your ass while sitting in a chair.

by QDodger1337 January 25, 2019

Baldi no returns

If you see a bald person somewhere punch a friend lightly saying “baldi no returns” 👴

*bald person walks by*
Person 1 -‘baldi no returns’ *punches friend lightly’
Person 2 - darn it

by Legend937474848 May 11, 2019

Bottle Return

Removing a bottle from a patient ass. They usually do this for pleasure, but they will always make up an excuse of how it got there.

We had to perform a bottle return on John to get the coke bottle out of his ass.

by dr slang September 4, 2012

total return

Round trip (Canadian)

My flight price is $499 total return with taxes and fees.

by Dude1981 October 17, 2013

Return 0

The Legendary 18 minute Geometry Dash level set to be verified by Npesta.

Npesta likes long levels so he's verifying Return 0.

by Evanisamazing8 June 19, 2022

Superman Returns

Bryan Singer's attempt to masturbate like a gibbon at the world's greatest superhero. Started off strong, but then fizzled out. Introduced a 5-year-old supertot, despite that being completely against the entirety of the Superman mythos. And had no resemblance to a normal relationship, just awkward stares. Oh, and basically had a one-trick pony of having Superman just lift stuff. A lot. Lame. Also was noted for creating a new alternative energy source, meaning electical cables strapped to Christopher Reeve's rapidly spinning corpse.

Q: What happened to Joe Simon?
A: He bit his own jugular vein after watching Superman Returns. He's in a better place now.

1: Wanna go rent Superman Returns?
2: Wanna lick my dog's balls instead?
1: Sounds like a good alternative.

by LiveattheSchwarzenegger November 11, 2008

Cavern of No Return

A refrence of a womans vagina.

David had to put on a raincoat before going into the fat ladys Cavern of No Return

by Amy Bel February 9, 2006