retard

People who think they have to take their pets with them everywhere they go.

That retard left their dog in the hot car with the windows rolled up at Walmart again.

by Spanky420247 May 1, 2014

retardness

state or level of retardation

larry's retardness is rediculous this is the third time this week he locked himself in the bathroom.

by garrett10121 August 28, 2008

Retard

Aidan

Aidan is retarded

by Amped273 November 19, 2018

retard

The second most abused word in the English language, next to gay.

Bob: I got a 72% on my math test.

John: RETARD! I got a 75%.

by Little Johnny's Big Brother March 9, 2010

retardism

a name of a child you hate, or a religion for stupid people such as myself

¨oh them? they are just my retardism.¨

¨I believe the religion of retardism.¨

by Ca2en September 15, 2017

Retard

A person who acts like the absolute dumbest fuck on the face of the planet

Person 1: Shit, bro! I just dropped my phone in the toilet!!

Person 2: You fucking retard! That’s the third time today!

by xxxParixxx March 31, 2019

retarditis

a condition where one displays a complete and utter lack of social skills. a person affected with retarditis may have an IQ slightly higher than his or her own age.

Zeb's test results just came back from the doctor and the results are positive. He has retarditis. The doctors say he only has 6 months 'til he's a full blown retard.

by C Had May 9, 2006