Steel Reserve, classified as a "high gravity lager" .Also known as simply "two eleven" most commonly has a alcohol content of 8.1 percent. Comes in silver and black cans, bottles are presently being fazed out. A bastard version of less than 5 percent exists in the State of Utah, though only sold for the technicality of it all due to the mormons.
Depending on a persons alcoholic tolerance, the following applies to a typical experience with the 211.
1st Tall can. Major buzz starting to unfold after the last sip.
2nd Tall can, Walking becomes a challenge
3rd Tall can. Lost ability to walk, now focused on crawling.
4th Tall can, All of a persons ability to think to himself is lost and all subconscious and conscious thoughts are effectively excommunicated out the mouth. .
5th Tall can, Very rarely has every been attempted. If one utters a barely recognizable sentence it is considered the equivalent of obtaining a PHD at Berkley.
6th Tall can, The only way to experience the 6th is in the afterlife after your blood becomes 100% alcohol.
Depending on a persons alcoholic tolerance, the following applies to a typical experience with the 211.
1st Tall can. Major buzz starting to unfold after the last sip.
2nd Tall can, Walking becomes a challenge
3rd Tall can. Lost ability to walk, now focused on crawling.
4th Tall can, All of a persons ability to think to himself is lost and all subconscious and conscious thoughts are effectively excommunicated out the mouth. .
5th Tall can, Very rarely has every been attempted. If one utters a barely recognizable sentence it is considered the equivalent of obtaining a PHD at Berkley.
6th Tall can, The only way to experience the 6th is in the afterlife after your blood becomes 100% alcohol.
by Tall Can Man March 21, 2009
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