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compound relief

The sensation of shitting and fapping at the same time while sitting on the bog. Waste also spews out both sides!
The lonely janitor often dreamed about the extravagant sensation that was "compound relief". It was a shame that he had been castrated and he had permanent constipation.
by Sexington Mcgee June 21, 2015
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Pee relief

When you have to pee so bad and you finally make it to the toilet especially when it is just in time and your about to relieve yourself in your pants or panties
- I have to pee so bad rn

- pee relief is the best!
by Anonymous girl 1222 December 24, 2018
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Bowel Relief Exuberance

The repeated experience that the shit just taken is the best, most massive, gut-emptying shit of all time.
After taking a shit:
Roommate 1: "that was the nastiest shit of all time."
Roommate 2: You say that after every shit. You're just having Bowel Relief Exuberance!
by Perv Johnson August 19, 2022
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Queef and relief

The sweet relief of releasing feacal matter while sitting on the toilet while also engaging in the act of the sex with a person who is also releasing feacal matter into the same bowl.
Yo I did a little queef and relief with Athena last night, that was some real multitasking, but my bathroom kind of a mess.
by q&r June 5, 2021
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Japanese Tsunami Relief

A sex position involving chopsticks, a pitcher of water, a lemon wedge and three pistachios.
While in the doggy position the girl inserts the chopsticks into her ears. The guy grabs on to them like motorcycle handles.
After the guy ejaculates the woman takes the chopsticks and uses them to squeeze the lemon wedge into her eye making her squint. Then the guy dumps the pitcher of water on her.
It ends with the guy saying "deal with it. i'm not writing a check but I guess you can have these pistachios."
Logan: bro what's up with your chick's eye.
Jalen: well i gave her a little japanese tsunami relief last night.
Logan: that's nice brah did she eat the pistachios?
Jalen: you know it
by kyle Zeterberg April 11, 2011
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Cell Phone Constipation Relief

When your phone is turned off for a long period of time then turns on, it starts to receive its texts, calls, and voice mails.
"Dude, my cell phone had cell phone constipation relief this morning after it died yesterday night."
by cooliopoolio July 6, 2009
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