I regret nothing

This phrase is used in an unapologetic way when describing events that range from the embarrassing to the indescribable stupid, but for which the person involved feels no remorse because it presumably brought the subject enjoyment or amusement. Usually accompanied by a ridiculous .gif to convey how much the person does not give a fuck what others think.

Phrase originating in it's current form, like everything, from a Simpsons episode.

friend 1: "dude, what the fuck. did you really go home with that ugly girl last night? she had no teeth and was wearing a wig, sideways."
friend 2: "I regret nothing"

girl: "I stayed home last night. I cuddled with my cats, drank 4 beers and ate six tacos. at 2 am I ordered pizza and fell asleep with my hands inside my pants in the living room. I regret nothing"

by u mad because i'm stylin on u September 13, 2011

Forget Regret

A fancy prayer uttered by Mimi (originally played by Daphne Rubin-Vega) and the members of Life Support to Roger (originally played by Adam Pascal)in the song Another Day from the brilliant Broadway musical Rent written by the late, great, genius that was Jonathan Larson. It means if you live your life regretting your mistakes, it will pass you by and you won't be living. Also sung in the songs Life Support and Finale B. Rentheads live by this motto as well as No Day But Today.

Forget Regret or life is yours to miss or life is your to miss.
No other road other way, no day but today.

by Barbara Mcnulty June 23, 2006

post-post regret

It is the sinking feeling one experiences approximately 5-10 minutes after posting something on facebook that is too personal, sounds psychotic, is overtly passive-aggressive, or just plain inappropriate AND is likely to subject that person to pity, scorn, and worse of all, embarassing comments to follow.

After Janie posted as her facebook status, "The Tim Tebow superbowl ad really brought up some bad memories," she immediately had post-post regret.

Or,

Jim had major post-post regret after he commented that his ex looked just as amazing in her profile pic as she does EVERY night in his dreams. He especially felt the sting of post-post regret as her friends comments of "stalker" were followed by his ex promptly deleting and blocking him. At least he didn't mention the life size cardboard cut out he still had in his room, of his ex, at his mom's house.

by sour puss the first February 9, 2010

I Regret Nothing.

The quote is often used the the Postal Dude from the Postal game series before shoves a fucking grenade into his mouth before it explodes and obliterates his fucking head off.

Postal dude: I regret nothing.
*Shoves a fucking grenade into his mouth*
*Explodes*

by Oh hey cousin. July 30, 2022

Sunday night regret

When you're up late on Sunday night doing homework and wishing you had at least started it on Friday or Saturday.

Start your homework early; don't fall victim to Sunday night regret!!

by citrus goodness February 22, 2009

fuck regret

A person you regret fucking.

Camila:

Hey, Josefine... so is Nigel a fuck regret?

Josefine:

No... He knows the little man in the canoe very well. He's a definite re-fuck.

by Nigel Cuntingham October 30, 2011

Hot Cheeto Regret

When you eat hot cheetos and your poop becomes a red ,burning, and uncomfortable. Also can happen with Takis

Guy 1: Man, why were you in the bathroom for so long, where you fapping?

Guy 2: Nah dawg, nah, i had a bag of hot cheetos earlier-

Guy 1: Ahh, Hot Cheeto Regret?

Guy 2: Mmmm yup.

by mmmmmmmmmmmmcheese June 9, 2011