ranger boner

A military joke, meaning a hardcore boner.

He had a ranger boner!

by Julie October 22, 2004

ranger anger

A person with red hair getting all fired up. So there hair looks like fire.

Check out Tim, Pete made him angry now hes full of ranger anger

by getnuts May 7, 2009

Ranger Dangering

Having a kickass offroad adventure in a Ford Ranger or multiple Ford Rangers; with or without people in the bed of the truck

Garrett: "Hey guys, wanna go Ranger Dangering after school?"

Brady: "Hell yeah bro!"

Garrett: "Cool, tell Luke to bring his Ranger too!"

by YotaTRD April 10, 2011

Ranger brown

the name of a kick-ass indivdual that wrestles bears in the morning and chokes mountian lions with his bear.......skin hands: An indivdual who lives in any kind of outdoor region with the most extreem of conditions.

(bret)"dude what happened to you"

(jack)"i camped out on top of mnt. everest"

(bret)"you look like crap"

(jack)"i know!"

(bret)"who the hell do you think you are? Ranger Brown??!!

by Dr. Strange-Love March 31, 2010

ranger flip

When you are out of clean underwear you flip your underwear inside out, backwards, and etc.. To keep 'em clean and get some more uses💩😎 #rangerflip

"Oh no! My underwear is dirty"
"No worries, just use the ranger flip!"

by Rfliper August 6, 2014

Ranger shot monkey

Morning breakfast consisting of Coffee and Banana's.

that Ranger Shot Monkey last summer at camp was heartwarming after the shower sex Counselor Gary Casually and I shared.

by Life's Offramp July 31, 2019

Ranger Challenged

The urge to inappropriately convey to others that you're an Army ROTC Cadet through discrete or indiscreet body language, verbal syntax, physical actions, or dress wear.

Girl 1: "Why does does your boyfriend always say 'roger, hooah!' when you tell him his flipped G-Shock isn't cool?"
Girl 2: "Oh that's because he's Ranger Challenged."

by VeryMerryBerry November 1, 2019