R Kelly

Someone who is quite obviously gay, but continues to live as a straight person, often backing themselves into corners through heterosexual marriage and procreation. Like R. Kelly they are "Trapped in the Closet."

1. That guy's kids are gonna be so messed up when their dad comes out.
2. No way, he's so R Kelly that all his kids will think is that their dad is a pansy.

1. Tom Cruise is so gay. Why doesn't he just come out?
2. Cause he's a crazy Scientologist. Dude's gonna be R Kelly for the rest of his life.

by Fredrich von Hollern September 5, 2009

r. kelly

a dude who wants to pee in ur food. if you ever see him in real life and you have ur son or daughter with you grab them and run away because r. kelly will mistake them for a port-o-potty

r.kelly has plenty of doo doo butter for everybody

by Shamrokk August 3, 2004

r. kelly

A very talented singer who ruined his career by having sex with underage girls.

Man, that R. Kelly's music was the shit. Too bad he fucked all those little girls.

by whatmorecanisay August 2, 2004

r. Kelly

MAN R. Kelly is awsome, I don't know why yall are baggin on him, at least he can rape... I mean rap, better then JA-RULE

SUP JOHN :) AND SHAWN!

by A-M-A-R April 9, 2003

r. kelly

woah! he did what...pissed on a 15 year old...what a freakin wacko...he fucked them too...was he stoned?...damn I want to be famous

i love junoir high school parking lots at 3pm the same way r. kelly does

by terminalblue.dyndns.org December 28, 2003

R-Kelly

Pisser, to be pissed on.

Damn that bitch was giving me attitude, so i pulled an R-Kelly right on her new shoes and then in her mouth. That showed her.

by dddddddddddkkloy November 18, 2007

R-Kelly

A famous rapper who creates songs of no relevance to anything what-so-ever.

"Did you hear R-Kelly's new song 'Pregnant'? Like wtf dude?"

by fabcookie96 December 12, 2009