quaker defense

the act of shoving your opponent while he or she is attemtping to bash. Style of defense created by the quaker of crunk

Jordan was pushed into the brick wall as a result of the quaker defense

by JayJ July 15, 2005

Quaker Steak And Lube

The Best Restuarant ever!

Quakers Wings are the best

by Jose Chavez September 9, 2003

california queef quaker

when a girl lets out a thunder queef that hits 5.0 on the richter scale

jerry: Was that an earthquake?
krystal: no i jus queefed!!
jerry: damn girl!!! Your a california queef quaker!!

by goonersteve January 28, 2008

Quaker your nuggets

Means to vigorously beat someone in an old fashion way. To someone’s nuggets(male or female genitals) to the point they urinate themselves

He will Quaker your nuggets

by Icausedmyfail January 31, 2023

The Canterbury Quaker Shaker

Holding onto your penis during an earthquake of a magnitude of 7.1 or greater, and riding out the earthquake in guilt free pleasure; letting nature take it's course.

Q: How did you survive the Canterbury Earthquake on Sept 4th, 2010?

A: I gripped onto my penis for dear life; The Canterbury Quaker Shaker.

by The Sea N Taylor September 6, 2010

Quaker Cum Meal

When you are fucking a bitch wearing a powdered wig ( the kind of wig George washington and the quaker oatmeal guy wore) and right before you blow your load, slap a handfull of oats on her belly and pull out and shoot all over the oats, then you give the bitch a spoon and make her eat it off of her stomach.

Man sarah is on a Quaker cum meal diet, she ate it for breakfast, lunch and she told me she wanted some for dinner too!!

by Kyle Pytrevic February 25, 2008

Quaker Prayer Meeting

A very silent group of people. Often used to describe the silence that befalls a group after some profound news is revealed to them, or when faced with a bewildering situation.

The party sounded like a quaker prayer meeting after Charlie announced he had cancer.

Our class turned into a quaker prayer meeting when the professor asked us to describe quantum physics.

Is this a quaker prayer meeting? Somebody put on some music!

by Kaptain Krotch February 23, 2007