Punjabi Pinball 

The act of unlicensed or inexperienced truckers causing accidents on Canadian highways, most typically on the 401 in Ontario. Mostly played by new immigrants of the Punjabi race who wear flip flops and turbans

Hey Jay look at all the traffic coming through town!

Jay: Yep the punjabi's must be playing Punjabi pinball on the 401 again eh!

Punjabi Pinball by Cobra chicken September 12, 2025

Punjabi Pinball 

The act of unlicensed or inexperienced truckers causing accidents on Canadian highways, most typically on the 401 in Ontario. Mostly played by new immigrants of the Punjabi race who wear flip flops and turbans

Boy 1 :Hey Jay look at all the traffic coming through town!

Boy 2 : Yep the punjabi's must be playing Punjabi pinball on the 401 again eh!

Punjabi Pinball by Cobra chicken September 12, 2025

Punjabi Stride

A theorized sex position that only exists in myth. Legend states that this position combines all the best parts of all the best positions into one, generating maximum euphoria. Do not attempt.

"My favorite position? Gotta be the Punjabi Stride!"

Punjabi Stride by ld0301 February 15, 2026

safe punjabi (no virus) 

A technical term used to assure customers that the program they are downloading onto their computer is totally safe and definitely will not cause any harm to their device.

White: Jesse, did you just install BTD 3 UNLIMITED MONEY GLTICH (HACKED) onto the family computer?
Jesse: It said it was safe punjabi (no virus)!

safe punjabi (no virus) by RocIsVeryCommon August 20, 2022

Hindu Punjabi 

Language: PUNJABI
Religion: HINDUISM

Hindu Punjabi's are from Northern India mainly Punjab, Kashmir and Delhi. They follow Hinduism, but have great respect for Sikhism. Many Hindu Punjabi families, raised at least one Sikh son after the formation of the Khalsa in 1699, resulted in Kukhran family names, as well as other Khatri-like clan names, being present in both Hindu and Sikh communities worldwide. That is also why Sikh families and Hindu Punjabi families have inter marriages.

-Hindu Punjabi's are known to be the wealthiest of all clans in India. (i.e Vikas Oberoi one of the Indian Billionaires)

-Hindu Punjabi's are known to be the best looking people of India, They have dominated the Bollywood Industry.
-Hritik Roshan
-Sunjay Dutt
-Shahid Kapoor
-Vivek Oberoi
-Abhishek Bachan
-Amitabh Bachan
-The Kapoor Family
and many more...

Hindu Punjabi's have dominated the sports in India also
(i.e Kapil Dev)

(Hindu Punjabi)
Ithe vi punjabian di othe vi punjabian di, har thaan punjabian di challe challe,
Punjabian di ho gayi balle balle,
Boliyan te bhangare oh meleyan ch ludiyaan, ehna ne chadaian yaaro ambraa te gudiyaan,
Lagde kise de nahio thalle vayi thalle,

Hindu Punjabi by Khatri April 24, 2008

Downton Abbey Punjabi 

The act of speaking the Punjabi language where the use of unnecessary enunciation and articulation sounds like you are speaking in a posh English accent.

Terri pen dee you kootee, meh Downton Abbey Punjabi vich terri bestee keetee...

Downton Abbey Punjabi by KKKang June 2, 2017

safe punjabi (no virus) 

Means that the thing you're downloading is a virus

Website: download free hacked minecraft safe punjabi (no virus)
User: i'm not trusting that

safe punjabi (no virus) by EpicNoobx January 30, 2023