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Chocolate Pudding Factory

This is a synonym for an anus which is experiencing problems with producing solid stools (likely due to over-consumption of Yeo Valley yoghurt) and is producing faecal matter that looks more like a melt-in-the-middle chocolate pudding than a healthy poo.

If you were to have sex with a Chocolate Pudding Factory you would end up with your penis looking like a chocolate pudding, hence the name. If you engaged in pegging with a Chocolate Pudding Factory you would likely end up with a Peg 'n' Pud.
"Wow, I think I must have eaten something funny. I have a stomach ache and I've got loads of gas emanating from my chocolate pudding factory!"
by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017
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puddle ponderer

(1) One who ponders puddles

(2) One who over analyzes every detail of life and perceives meaning in objects or ideas that have none.
Guy: This morning I was looking at a drop of dew on a freshly mowed blade of grass and it made me think of how a human life can be cut down so cruelly by perfectionism.

Girl: I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously. You're such a puddle ponderer.
by jubezz October 30, 2010
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Pudding Please!

The greatest food ever created. Lucky kids across the nation are served this delicacy in their school cafeterias. Also a favorite among Tyrannosaurus Rex.
T-Rex: Hey kid, gimme that Pudding Please!
Kid: Fuck off, dino douche. This is my Pudding Please.
by tooth-paste November 12, 2012
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A phrase used in response to an unlikely hypothetical situation.
“If someone beats you up for being "cishet white male" and nothing else, is this okay? Did you deserve it?”

What if the world was made of pudding?”
by Final Fox August 14, 2022
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Pudding Pop

Frozen ice pop treats advertised with a marketing campaign fronted by actor and comedian Bill Cosby.
I like my women the way I like my Pudding Pops, passed out cold.
by Blippee July 22, 2023
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Puddlebutt

A classic dad insult for someone who is moving very slowly or not at all, particularly in traffic. Great for use in traffic when the guy in front of you is just sitting there with a green left turn arrow.

It's origin might be drawn from a situation where someone is so slow or lazy, that they pee their pants while sitting on the couch, hence sitting in a puddle of their own pee. But the word could just as easily be from a random combination of words thrown together in the heat of road rage.
Idiot 1: Sitting in car texting while the light turns green
Dad 1: *Beeps horn* Move your as* you puddlebutt!
by JobeOneKenobi July 12, 2020
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puddlehan

A common nickname for the dbz character future gohan because of how he died
Man puddlehan is cool af
by Djfang March 14, 2023
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