precum baby

a lovechild born to a couple who used “pulling out” as a form of birth control.

I felt pretty good about my childhood until Mom and Dad sat me down and told me I’m actually a precum baby

by dropd4thewin July 24, 2021

Tiddy Precum

The underboob sweat of female tiddies.

John: Holy shit dude my girlfriend’s tiddy precum tasted so good. FUCKKK!!!

by Tiddieslicker July 19, 2019

Precum

Premature ejaculation of the penal stem. "Cumming" or "Came" before you wanted to.

Director: Alright let's just get this shot of you jacking off towards her face

Porno Actor: Oh man I already had a little precum

Director: That's alright.

by ZED CHANCE FUCKING RULES January 16, 2009

Precum

A slightly viscous liquid ejected from the tip of the penis that acts as a lube for a hole. Does not contain sperm.

“Honey, all you need to do to get mommy moistened up is shove your dick inside of me and swirl those precummies around.”
“But mom, can’t that get you pregnant?”
“No sweetie, precum is just lube for my pussy. It does not contain sperm”

by (Not)tonio February 15, 2021

Precumer

A precumer is a virgin who has started to masturbate after being in a relationship.

Jake has been in a relationship for 5 years and now decides to masturbate. That makes him a precumer

by virginboylookingforsex December 17, 2018

Precumdiment

The runny, watery substance that first escapes the condiment bottle before the actual condiment because you didn’t shake the bottle enough.

Gross! I got precumdiment from the mustard bottle all over my hamburger.

by Bfunkadelia December 10, 2020

Precumceived

A baby conceived playing “just the tip”, or other activity’s in which a full climax has not occurred.

I swear we never even had sex! That baby was precumceived!

by Bluebeemer53 June 15, 2023