porter humor

When something is so unfunny it hurts.

God I hate Porter Humor. It's like, "how does this guy even think he's funny?" Get a load of this stinky head.

by scumbagWade January 23, 2020

Porter Rican

Porter Rican is how people from Wisconsin pronounce "Puerto Rican".

Sven: "That's an Italian der, aint it hey?"
Ollie: "Nah, dats a Porter Rican, eh".

by Overdrive September 3, 2008

Kalan Porter

Kalan Porter, the season two winner on Canadian Idol. He has MANY talents, he CAN sing, he HAS the looks, and he can play various instruments; Violin, Viola, Guitar, Bass, and the Piano. He has those wonderful curly locks, and those blue eyes you can just stare at forever. Hes practically every girl's dream. When seen, girls go crazy, cry tears, or might even faint.

KALAN PORTER ROX MY SOX!
150% Kalan FAN!

by Sarah* August 24, 2005

Miss Porter's

Miss Porter's is an amazing all girls boarding school located in Farmington Connecticut. It contains some of the most brilliant, beautiful, hottest, best, and amazing girls you will ever meet. Teachers, the Girls, the campus, the schedules...the place couldn't be better. Even the avon old farms boys agree with all of their porters (not ethel walkers) girlfriends. If you want to hang with the best...go to porters!!

Look at that Miss Porter's girrrrl!

by anonymous avon December 1, 2009

Travis Porter

Travis Porter- best rapper to give us songs to grind to. Every guy that goes to a public school dance gets some because of you. and for that, we salute you!

they played Bring it Back by Travis Porter and Freshman Formal and I got laid on the gym floor! :D

by CrazyAzzWhiteboy May 19, 2011

Kalan Porter

Sexiest, most talented artist out there. And a canadian talent who plays violin, viola, guitar, piano and sings! The envy of all men! The man every girl wants!

Dang that Kalan Porter is one major talented hottie!

by Riley December 26, 2004

Forbidden Porter

When a friendly MALE proceeds to forcfully stimulate your prostate with an OPEN alcoholic beverage bottle.

"OH DEAR GOD! i got FP'd soo hard last night that my insides are shaped like a bottle of lucky lager".

"check it out, stan just bottled my colon"

"my prostate smells a little bit like hops!!!"

"the forbidden porter is the rugby of mallardville"

by faroosh January 9, 2008