Orca porker

A gentleman who prefers sexual congress with big boned ladies or, indeed, men. A chubby chaser.
"Oh man, look at her! She's got more cushion for the pushin'!"
"Dude, you're such an Orca porker."
by watsonp November 17, 2016
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porkers remorse

Your typical instagram attention seeking teen early 20's party skank that drinks too much at a party and hooks up with some clown then in the morning as the fog lifts realizes what happened and feels like the victim of rape.
Damn dude, did you hear what happened to Corinne Olympios ?
Nah man, what?
She got drunk in the pool and was all over some random dude . When she woke up the next day she said she was raped!
She wasn't raped, she's just feeling porkers remorse!
by ballbuster June 14, 2017
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Crown the porker

See who can take home the biggest/fattest bitch from the bar.
by WOW Inc. March 03, 2019
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roast porker

A human carnivore who into bestiality necrophilia. Often will have sex with a slit cut in a piece of store bought meat and then eat it or Sex with road killed animals
You see the news today? They caught a roast porker in the act on highway 9 . He was viewed by over one hundred motorist and a few bus loads of children. Exhibitionist are some strange folks!
by Dick Goesinya June 02, 2017
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stinky porker

As your fucking a bitch from behind you take two fingers and stuff them in her poop chute, you then remove said fingers, reach over her head and hook her nostrils and pull back making her look like she has a pigs nose
I gave Jessica the ole stinky porker last night, she still has shit around her nose!
by Jhalli1997 November 15, 2020
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Wichita Style Porker

A sandwich consisting of an entire pig (occasionally coated in barbecue sauce) between two slices of buttered bread
Guy 1: Haha, very funny, seriously what do you want?
Guy 2: I’ve been to SEVEN FUCKING STORES. NOT A SINGLE ONE HAD A WICHITA STYLE PORKER AND I’M GETTING FED UP!
by TheJonkler September 10, 2024
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