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Pop Tart Napalm

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When you eagerly bite into a Pop Tart just out of the toaster that hasn't cooled sufficiently and the delicious fruit filling burns the shit out of your lips and mouth and sticks to the tender oral tissues like hot glue.
Owwwww! Fuck! I just got blisters in my mouth from that devilish Pop Tart Napalm!!
by wolfbait51 September 25, 2011
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This happens when multiple boxes of pop-tarts are opened and dumped out. Because they don't say the flavor on the individual packet, you are forced to gamble on which one you get.
Guy #1: I got hot fudge sundae, I wanted cinnamon roll.
Guy #2: Nobody wins at pop-tart roulette.
by Neakers September 12, 2009
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Pop-Tart Wheels

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The inability to pick-up girls. Derivation of "wheels". "Pop-tart" because they're square and they crumble under pressure.
"It's never Brody's night; he has Pop-Tart Wheels"
by JOFB December 13, 2013
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Literal trash. Pop tart bites are like the sequel of the movie that doesn't even come close to the first movie. The size, thickness, texture, consistency, and taste are ALL off. No one asked for them. No one wants them. No one likes them. They taste nothing like the original Pop Tarts. We want them canceled. Gone. Please don't waste your one and only life eating these. Save your money and buy the original.
"Hey have you tried Pop Tart Bites"

Yah. They are the worst things I've ever put in my mouth.
by Themadesthoe420 September 7, 2019
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Pop-Tart Lava

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When a Pop Tart is cooked in a toaster for too long and the the gooey deliciousness seeps out of the little holes like lava
DUUUUUUUDE! I lava'ed my pop tart this morning
or Pop-Tart Lava came out of my tart this morning!
by Party D January 5, 2010
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Pop Tart Sandwich

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A creation consisting of two Pop Tart toaster pastries stacked in between a layer of peanut butter and heated until the peanut butter is warm.
I'm soooo hung over. What do you have to eat?

I've got some Peanut Butter and Pop Tarts.

Looks like I'll be hitting up a Pop Tart Sandwich.
by Sword147 March 22, 2011
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pop tart pussy

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when a girls vagina has such a distinct smell, that in the morning, after a long night of finger-bangin', when going to eat a pop-tart you are overwhelmed by the smell of that pussy.
Jesus finger-fucking Christ that girl from last night got that pop tart pussy
by Brandon Lawson February 3, 2007
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