When you eagerly bite into a Pop Tart just out of the toaster that hasn't cooled sufficiently and the delicious fruit filling burns the shit out of your lips and mouth and sticks to the tender oral tissues like hot glue.
by wolfbait51 September 25, 2011
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by Neakers September 12, 2009
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The inability to pick-up girls. Derivation of "wheels". "Pop-tart" because they're square and they crumble under pressure.
by JOFB December 13, 2013
Get the Pop-Tart Wheels mug.Literal trash. Pop tart bites are like the sequel of the movie that doesn't even come close to the first movie. The size, thickness, texture, consistency, and taste are ALL off. No one asked for them. No one wants them. No one likes them. They taste nothing like the original Pop Tarts. We want them canceled. Gone. Please don't waste your one and only life eating these. Save your money and buy the original.
by Themadesthoe420 September 7, 2019
Get the Pop Tart Bites mug.When a Pop Tart is cooked in a toaster for too long and the the gooey deliciousness seeps out of the little holes like lava
by Party D January 5, 2010
Get the Pop-Tart Lava mug.A creation consisting of two Pop Tart toaster pastries stacked in between a layer of peanut butter and heated until the peanut butter is warm.
I'm soooo hung over. What do you have to eat?
I've got some Peanut Butter and Pop Tarts.
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by Sword147 March 22, 2011
Get the Pop Tart Sandwich mug.when a girls vagina has such a distinct smell, that in the morning, after a long night of finger-bangin', when going to eat a pop-tart you are overwhelmed by the smell of that pussy.
by Brandon Lawson February 3, 2007
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