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pone

An extremeley ambiguous reference to sexual interaction between two parties. Though the term (which often sounds quite amazingly slick because it resembles its root word "bone") can powerfully create a sexual connection between the two parties being referenced, it often leaves the nature of that connection open ended (and thus it can sound really fucking annoying if abused or used incorrectly). I mean...in the best sense it should be used in equivalence with it's root. However, this is often far from the case.
The Rockstar exclaimed, "I want to pone that bitch," which lead us to understand that he had a sexual attraction to that fucking slut (who was definitely ponable in sight), though we were unable to reject the null hypothesis that he just wants to make out with the bitch (you know, to prevent any bullshit, like crabs for instance).
by nesia January 20, 2006
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poned

1. Short for Caponed, what used to be used in the term of getting killed by Al Capone's mob.
2. The word that spawned pwned, see definition 1.
1. Aw, Mark got 'poned! He said he had 'em afta him, but we didn't b'leev 'em.
2. You have been poned.
by Artifishalfish October 31, 2006
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pone

to masterbate
(PWN is pronounced Own(Noobs say pone))
"Dude I'm totally going to pone you."
"WHAT?! Wait! Get your hand out of my pants!"
by IPWNUTT May 7, 2007
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Poned

How to pronounce the idiotic leet-speak word pwned, which derived from the proxomity of the letters "O" and "P" on the keyboard.
Oh u gt totaly pwned!!11!1 I meen owned.!!1!!
But pwned in impossible to pronounce, so I will say poned!!11!
by asdspn July 4, 2009
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pone

1. abbrev. a pony tail.
2. a person, likely a male, who sports a pony tail.
3. any singularly packaged amount of beer, e.g. a can, bottle, or keg.
4. a "groovy" or interesting dude.

See poner.
1. did you see that dude's pone? It was totally sweet/totally gross!
2. hey, check out that pone crossing the street!
3. whaddaya say, you wanna get a six pack of pones?
by plaquemouth October 12, 2006
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pone

for example, "Man, that band pones! i love them!".

get what i mean?
by ain January 4, 2008
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Poned

Basicallt the heritage of this word came from a guy name Mike Spinelli. It is a expression, a victory salute, and a in your face tone, kind of word all compacted in one. Poned basically means to be victorious and obnoxious. When it's used in a state of being 'poned', it means a state of loss and confusion.
Expression:
Rear View Mirror: Man I poned your mom.
Mustardseed4824: I know, I did it too.
A Victory Salute:
Rear View Mirror: PONED!
DrewJCraig: I like men.
In Your Face Tone:
You just got poned.
by Mike Spinelli November 16, 2004
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