FOREign policy

Trump’s style of hacking, hooking and slicing his way through the diplomatic corps by its use of alternative facts.

I hope Sweden gives us a mulligan, Trump's last shot at FOREign policy looks like it's headed for the buckwheat.

by Kelvin_ Schools February 21, 2017

Company Policy

Policy bends, rules don't. Company Policy is more of a general guideline that is plastic and supple enough to bend to the will of whoever wields the power of Company Policy. Company Policy is also plastic and supple enough to bend against that thing that the wielder of this power does not like and congers negative reinforcement in the absence of any "rule". "Corporate Policy" is everywhere replaceable with "because I said so" in language.

True story: as the CEO of my own small business, I have established the Rule that my firm will be as fiscally conservative as possible; however, Company Policy allows business meetings, especially those hosted by the CEO, to be as lavish as necessary to satisfy the needs of the situation -to the extent that the meeting must be justifiable as "fiscally conservative" for all intents and purposes. Policy bends, rules don't.

by Remedial.Mind April 14, 2010

Bear policy

It’s a company policy for what to do if something happens to an employee, for example they quit or get eaten by a bear.

What plans does your company have to preserve that person’s knowledge and have someone else at the company take on their role? Do they even know or care that a bear policy is important to have? And that in the uk a bear policy is also known as a bus policy?

by Sexydimma May 18, 2022

Policy 71

Academic policy for excessive helping; a cop-out you use when you don't want to help someone.

"Yo Jimmy can you help me with my physics assignment? I have 20 minutes left."

"Policy 71 Brian, go fuck yourself"

by UOhio Student 45 September 27, 2018

policies and procedures

Something Distributors should read.

Agent:"we can't do that sir."
Distributor:"when did you make that up?"
Agent:"sir, we didn't 'make up' anything. Have you read your policies and procedures?"
Distributor:"oh.....ah....yeah"*click*

by ShackledGnome May 6, 2005

pole policy

A rule created by james.

If she licks it, I get to stick it.

by James March 11, 2003

Policy of Truth

You had something to hide
Should have hidden it, shouldn't you?
Now you're not satisfied
With what you're being put through
It's just time to pay the price
For not listening to advice
And deciding in your youth
On the policy of truth
Things could be so different now
It used to be so civilized
You will always wonder how
It could have been if you'd only lied

It's too late to change events
It's time to face the consequence
For delivering the proof
In the policy of truth
Never again
Is what you swore
The time before
Never again
Is what you swore
The time before
Now you're standing there tongue tied
You better learn your lesson well
Hide what you have to hide
And tell what you have to tell
You'll see your problems multiplied
If you continually decide
To faithfully pursue
The policy of truth
Never again
Is what you swore
The time before
Never again
Is what you swore
The time before
Never again
Is what you swore
The time before
Never again
Is what you swore
The time before
Never again
Is what you swore
The time before
Never again
Is what you swore
The time before
Never again
Is what you swore
The time before
Never again
Is what you swore
The time before

by Death Menace March 25, 2023