plum thumb

this is the purple/brown like color your thumb turns into after over exerting it into someone's anus (including your own), causing it to slightly become bruised also
Dude, can I borrow your gloves for today? me and Neil were playing hitchhiker sex all night and now I got Plum Thumb from it being up his ass for so long....
by 777geez October 04, 2015
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Plum Gig

A really awesome and gratifying job according to Aziz Ansari.
Jimmy Fallon: How do you like working on Parks and Rec.?
Aziz Ansari: It's a plum gig! I'm so lucky!
by celia92 October 31, 2013
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Smuggling Plums

Pants, gym shorts or spandex shorts that are so tight you can see the dimples on a dude's balls, i.e. plums.
"Fred almost dry-heaved when he saw Ted smuggling plums at the gym on Saturday."

Or, if the guy has a little Jimmy Dean and teenie peanuts -

"Ed almost fell off the stairmaster when he saw Jeremy walk in wearing tight spandex gym shorts. He was smuggling grapes."
by Fredo Teabaggins January 27, 2006
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plum gobbler

someone who likes to give blowjobs
she has be giving him a blowjob all day. shes such a plum gobbler.
by socco ball July 13, 2009
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plum satchel

Tom got kicked in his plum satchel.
by fizzbuzz45 July 09, 2010
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Plum Gay

by PlumUltraGay May 07, 2018
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pups plums

Slang for something that's the best.

A variation of the dogs bollocks, the mutts nuts etc.
Those shoes are the pups plums!
by Gavin Simpson June 19, 2007
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