plum thumb

this is the purple/brown like color your thumb turns into after over exerting it into someone's anus (including your own), causing it to slightly become bruised also

Dude, can I borrow your gloves for today? me and Neil were playing hitchhiker sex all night and now I got Plum Thumb from it being up his ass for so long....

by 777geez November 20, 2015

Plum Gig

A really awesome and gratifying job according to Aziz Ansari.

Jimmy Fallon: How do you like working on Parks and Rec.?
Aziz Ansari: It's a plum gig! I'm so lucky!

by celia92 October 31, 2013

Smuggling Plums

Pants, gym shorts or spandex shorts that are so tight you can see the dimples on a dude's balls, i.e. plums.

"Fred almost dry-heaved when he saw Ted smuggling plums at the gym on Saturday."

Or, if the guy has a little Jimmy Dean and teenie peanuts -

"Ed almost fell off the stairmaster when he saw Jeremy walk in wearing tight spandex gym shorts. He was smuggling grapes."

by Fredo Teabaggins January 27, 2006

plum gobbler

someone who likes to give blowjobs

she has be giving him a blowjob all day. shes such a plum gobbler.

by socco ball July 13, 2009

plum satchel

balls, nut sack, etc.

Tom got kicked in his plum satchel.

by fizzbuzz45 July 10, 2010

Plum Gay

Plum is a gay boi

You a Plum Gay

by PlumUltraGay June 2, 2018

pups plums

Slang for something that's the best.

A variation of the dogs bollocks, the mutts nuts etc.

Those shoes are the pups plums!

by Gavin Simpson July 17, 2007