When one takes a party balloon or a twisting clown balloon and pokes it into a petite ass hole of a small Asian woman leaving the end tip sticking out. Then the balloon is inflated while it is in the ass hole and pulled out either ripping the asshole or exploding inside the ass.
by Michael Lynch September 17, 2007
A weird, random, funny YouTube webshow. Little known, seeing as not many people YouTube the words "lawl" and "platypus" in the same search. Two girls who know they are being lame, but don't really give a shit.
Crazy Susan: Have you seen Lawl Platypus?
Stacy: Not yet.
Crazy Susan: Well, get on that! It's LawlPlatypus@YouTube.com.
Stacy: Not yet.
Crazy Susan: Well, get on that! It's LawlPlatypus@YouTube.com.
by DEARGRAVITY, March 31, 2009
by Skeleton April 24, 2005
This action can also be accompanied by your mate saying :
“Great job dude! You just sneaky platypussed her dirty”
“Great job dude! You just sneaky platypussed her dirty”
by The Scam69 August 04, 2022
by FossysForehead June 05, 2020
A platypus is a person who stands with his/her feet wide apart with their toes points outwards and head held high. Often travel in packs of platypus, all walking in the same way.
Phoebus- Mate have you actually checked out the platypus feet on that one?
Siddle- Haha, maattteee that is funny. She is actually walking as one
Lottie- Wait guys, thats Scaz
Siddle- Haha, maattteee that is funny. She is actually walking as one
Lottie- Wait guys, thats Scaz
by Thorryyy...what? X June 17, 2009
If a swiss army knife were a person, it would also be an urban platypus: the type of person who can do anything.
by Legit Slang March 04, 2011