plang

another word for use instead of the word "play",
usually appears before the word "loel"

i like to plang blockland loel
plang loel

by snot May 20, 2006

Plancake

The act of having unprotected sex with a female counterpart, then on the following morning (in a seemingly "thoughtful" act) deliver her breakfast in bed. What is kept unknown to her is that the pancakes that were made "especially for her" are actually heavily laced with Plan B emergency contraceptive.

If I do say so myself, I made that bitch some of the best plancakes yet. And with the things she did last night, I'd say she deserves them.

by someone who is not a doctor November 23, 2010

playgasm

When an exciting play happens. Usually in sports, the announcer calling the game gets so excited, almost like having an orgasm.

Playgasm:
The final play of the Broncos v. Bengals game on 9/13/09.

Announcer: Orton drops back, throws to Marshall, pass deflected. STOKLEY'S GOT IT!!!! HE RUNS TO THE ENDZONE!!! WOW!!

by grbage74 September 15, 2009

Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation

This Legal domicile is occupied and ruled by the Orwellian Totalitarian Tyrant & Dead white slave owner known as The Holy Okie Blackfoot redneck Leprechaun Spirit the honorable "Lord Bud" The only known Blackberry picking slave to his spirit is his firstfruit the only begotten son Christ Bob who is paid $2 per day for picking one single gallon of berries. Fines for trespass onto this plantation are collected in Blackberry futures. "Lord Bud" is the originator of the "McKinny Penny" he touts that his penny is worth your twenty when giving change for the payment of trespass fines.

George Washington: Hey Thomas have you toured the state of Oklahoma?

Thomas Jefferson: Yes George I was charged with Criminal Trespass on the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation by a Blackfoot redneck Totalitarian Tyrant and forced to pay the fine in Blackberry futures.

Benjamin Franklin Buck: That tyrant is my grandson guys and his son Christ Bob is pure of heart.

by Spiritual-Master January 26, 2022

plenga

to play with your balls in public

when i'm horny while at the grocery store, i plenga

by Rob Foster November 16, 2006

playgans

Playgans refers to those that are playing at being pagan.
They are the fake pagans who, when conforming to the stereotype dress in all gothic clothing, wear a mass amount of occult jewellery and think they are mocked because they are misunderstood, when in fact they are mocked because they deserve it.

They make the rest of the pagan world look like a freak show. Also see the definition of Playgan

“Playgans” is also the name of a series of online rants composed by the writer known as “Deladreing” or “Dela. The rants are both educational and funny, well worth a read if you can find them.

1. Have you read the latest playgan book by Silver Ravenwolf?

2. "Playgans" is one amazing read.

by Imie June 1, 2006

Plantar Fascism

The belief that whatever cured your own Plantar Fascitis will cure everyone else's.

"Ever since he got those orthotics and his foot quit hurting, he's been suffering from acute Plantar Fascism.

by Carlos Gonzales December 26, 2008