by 400M September 10, 2008
Going Phelps. The dolphin-like motion used by a male while trying to achieve sexual gratification with a lucky lady. The position usually begins with spooning, but quickly escalates into something much upon insertion, much like a Michael Phelps freestyle upon insertion into the pool. Both partners lie on their sides with the woman partially crouched, like a limp fetus, and her dominant male stroking behind her in fluid motion like a gold medal athlete, until the woman’s cheers can be heard louder than the billions of Chinese at the Olympics. However, in this case, world record speed is not suggested.
Guy 1: Last night I was going Phelps with my lady friend and…
Guy 2: Wait going Phelps? You mean like, you were swimming the 200 meter freestyle relay?
Guy 1: No man… Coitus.
Guy 2: Wait going Phelps? You mean like, you were swimming the 200 meter freestyle relay?
Guy 1: No man… Coitus.
by iheartoldblum December 6, 2008
by dgoswimmergirl December 27, 2010
A self-proclaimed "Reverend" who is the patriarch of a family in inbred dolts who call themselves "The Westboro Baptist Church." They protest at funerals of gay people, solidiers, and celebrities, claiming that the decesed his rotting in hell, and was a "fag". Their aim is to destroy the first amendment by taking it to such an ugly extreme, and to destroy people's view of religeon/church/God/etc.
In 1929, Fred Phelps' mom sodomized her brother (Fred's dad) with a strapon dildo. Nine months later, he took a shit and forgot to flush, they named it "Fred Phelps".
Why dosn't Fred Phelps hurry up and die. I'm anxious to protest at his funeral.
Why dosn't Fred Phelps hurry up and die. I'm anxious to protest at his funeral.
by MarcusDude April 8, 2013
He is born from an embryo of special merman that was wiped off the planet due to George Bush's(the senior) secret extermination service. He is the last of his kind and upon seeing the young merman Bush Sr. saw the possibilities of using him in the Olympics. Thus he was placed in a laboratory and was field tested every day by the best scientists the U.S.A. can conduct. They erased his past (alas Eternal Sunshine to the Spotless Mind) and named him Micheal Phelps
by poseiden69 August 17, 2008
"Hello, I'm fred phelps, and I'm here to tell you that George carlin is in hell. It is irrelevant that George made many people laugh, and brought joy to their hearts, he is in hell because he toyed with the perposterous idea of god"
by |WTF| January 12, 2009
verb: to Fred Phelps; the act of farting during anal sex, specifically by the person who's anus is being used for the sex.
not to be confused with the verb to phelps (finishing a joint or bowl in under a minute) it is derived from the name of notorious bigot and head of the Westboro baptist church, Fred Phelps.
not to be confused with the verb to phelps (finishing a joint or bowl in under a minute) it is derived from the name of notorious bigot and head of the Westboro baptist church, Fred Phelps.
hey bro how'd your date with that dude go?
it was going well untill i started fucking him in the ass, he Fred Phelpsed all over my dick!
thatsucks man
it was going well untill i started fucking him in the ass, he Fred Phelpsed all over my dick!
thatsucks man
by pipelinewill September 22, 2011