Aqua Pack

Term used by rappers throughout uptown of jersey city for a more potent quality of weed. (Hydro)

Person 1: What typa bud is this bro?

Person 2: This that Aqua pack fam , shit is water !

by Watermane November 29, 2016

Hewlett Packard

a type of company that likes slowing your computer down with bloatware

guy: dang, stupid hp
friend: why's it stupid?
guy: cause they said the computer i just bought is the best for gaming and yet it can't play a simple flash game.
friend: that sure is stupid of Hewlett Packard

by GeorgieFrank November 23, 2015

Packing your bags for pussy

the act of a man uprooting his entire life (career trajectory, long-term friendships, financial stability, etc.) solely based upon the opportunity for consistent female companionship in another location. The decision often comes off as rash and nearsighted to other male acquaintances, but makes sense on a deeper level to the man that is directly involved.

Terry: "Hey Bill, word around the office is that your last day is this Friday."

Bill: "Yeah, I'm moving to Peace River at the start of July..."

Terry: "Peace River?! Man, what in the flying fuck are ya going to do way out there!?"

Bill: "Hannah's parents are from there. Plus, she just landed a new job as a teaching assistant at an elementary school."

Terry: "...ahhhh packing your bags for pussy, eh? Definitely not the first guy to do so. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!"

by Prik Nash July 8, 2019

Sack Packing

The act of inserting one or more testis into the anus of another being. This takes finesse and careful planning. Mistakes, as you can imagine, would have consequences.

Man: "OUCH! I love sack packing hurts so good!"
Woman:" What are you doing back there!?"

by TGR x Sully March 13, 2010

athletes pack

Well defined abdominal muscles gained from playing intense sports. Often appears as a five pack.

I got a sweet athletes pack from playing lacrosse.

by Dr. John Cannon June 19, 2014

Peter Packing Peter Gazer

A man who tries to have sex with other men in the urinals of public bathrooms

Lawrie: I was in the toilet and this man started smiling at me after he gazed at my pipe
Professor V: Watch out because he is a Peter Packing Peter Gazer, a dude who loves ramming other dudes after looking at their spears
Lawrie: Let's get the hell out of this area please
Professor V: Yeah, there are too many Gazing Packers out there

by BirkbeckPHDUM October 15, 2018

Deluxe pack

A 30-pack of Busch Light. It is commonly sold for $15.49 at the local Wilco.

Often people are insulted when the Deluxe is called a case, because it is clearly better than a case; It has 6 more beers.

"Hey man, how many beers we got left?"

- "Uhh about 30, its a Deluxe pack!"

by realkg April 25, 2011