perfumed greyhound

An elderly yet fashionable gentleman with a penchant for excessive cologne use.

The old man down the road is a bit of a perfumed greyhound. He needs to cut down on his use of Brut.

by Diggedy Dogg March 9, 2017

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ass perfume

literally farts
but more gentle

Oh Shit Man!
Elena Sprayed Her Ass Perfume At Us Again!

by Berius June 6, 2016

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Perfume

A type of scent normally used to get rid of a stench or a horrid odor.

You smell horrible please use deodorant and perfume.

by GRRRRRRREEERR January 16, 2024

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Perfume-ate

When the smell of weed travels threw the bag

The fresh cut weed perfume-ate straight threw the bag

by Geturown420 November 29, 2022

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Introducing a sophisticated luxurious fruity(juicy, out there) floral(smelly, out there, in the garden) secret (named first after a woman whom, has the name that shines as thou illuminating powder for the nose, hidden by the name and joy of the wort secret changed with a vowel i over u and never after e) reflects the mysterious and emotional side of no ones lady that is silent, you may disappear or die if you leak these warnings and promoted “perfumed secret” it’s to die for.

“Did Aurore tell you her perfumed secret?” “IF I TOLD YOU MY THE ONE AND ONLY AUTHENTIC LEGIT TRUE VERSION OF OUR MAJESTIC DOPE FUMED PERFUMED SECRETS- YOU WOULDN’T BE HERE TO APPAUL ME, DISREGARDING THE GRIMACED AND OH SO PIERCING LOOK IN MY EYES SHOWING THE NEED FOR DISCRETION OF DEFENSE RULING OUT PROCESS OF THE ROYAL SPEECH AND THOU, THAT PROTECTION AND APPRECIATION OF OUR FATHER, AND OUR KINGS, AS WELL AS THE UNITED NATIONS, KINGDOM, AND CAMBRIDGE AS WELL AS ONTARIO AND NEWLY FOUNDED AMERICAS HAS NOT BEEN UPHELD; SHALL BE DUMBFOUNDINGLY PRESUMPTIOUSLY OBVIOUS ON WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT IF THE CONTINUITIES OF YOUR TONGUE PIERCES ME AS A SWORD, ILL CAPITALIZE FIRST.”

by Lilbabygrem December 16, 2021

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