Pastaism

Someone who loves pasta like a certain Italian satanic dancer

Doitsu fears the cult of pastaism

by Smol mishka October 10, 2018

pasta booty

Wiggles but it keeps its shape.

She got a pasta booty! or That girl over there with the pasta booty

by sparkiegirl June 15, 2020

Pasta Pirate

A slur against Italian pirates. Especially against pirates with pasty white skin and either heterochromia or a missing eye. These pirates are usually up at ungodly hours of the night playing video games doing silly challenges for the amusement of themselves or others.

That, Sandy is such a pasta pirate

by Mr. Doogles April 4, 2023

Pity Pasta

Pity Pasta is the dinner you make for your significant other before you are about to break up with them to soften the blow.

Sinead made Eoin pity pasta before she broke up with him.

by ashomulvo April 24, 2013

panty pasta

Panty pasta is what happens when your pube hair gets long and its summer time and your vagina is getting sweaty.

Girl5: Damn my pussy is starting to make panty pasta!

Girl6: same girl.

by Whatchadoin375 February 26, 2019

apple pasta

APPLE PASTA WAS MEANT TO BE. apple pasta is a code word all best friends should use when they first kiss their boyfriend. Like they kiss, and then one of them goes one sec, and texts their best friend APPLE PASTA! They finally kissed! They did it! Also in apple pasta relationships, pray the guy doesn’t get cancer

Girl- one sec
Girl-texts bff- APPLE PASTA
bff texts- omg no way!!!
bff- IT WAS MEANT TO BE!!!

by dancer10122 May 30, 2019

Que Pasta

“What’s up” in Italian.

“Que pasta?”
“You’re saying that wrong. It’s ‘¿Que paso?’”
“No, I’m Italian.”

by ernest87 October 18, 2019