Parapoligraphiliac

Someone who has no arms and no legs who has sexual intercourse with their multiple wives that are corpses

The other day I was strolling through a graveyard and saw a parapoligraphiliac in his wheelchair eating dirt tryna get to his many wives from Kazakhstan. He then reached his many wives and preceded to skull fuck the shit out of sed wives.

by unpre Dick table December 29, 2020

panaphonic

Fictional brand of electronics coined in Simpsons, parody of Panasonic, now being used in Internet slang to describe poor-quality electronics.

That piece of shit radio was totally a panaphonic.

by sarasnoodles May 12, 2006

Paraphone

Noun.
Communication with the other side.
Paranormal communication.

Rachel experienced paraphone when she witnessed an exorcism.

by Pseudonymania Spartans December 12, 2009

Palapa Slap

A mix between a weird awkward little creature that nibbles on peoples toes and slaps the back of their clafs in a very sexual way AND a pimp slap.

Your Palapa Slap is nibbling on my toes! It keeps slapping the back of my calf!! It's so awkward!!!
The Palapa Slap just wants to turn you on.

by Awesomacious Stormin September 11, 2011

Paraphilia

I'm pretty sure that's in America????
No wait I think I'm thinking of Philadelphia...

"Damn where you live girl???"
"Paraphilia."
"Where the fuck is that??"
"Bitch Idk goddamn"

by Crackhead Professor January 23, 2022

parapendicular

Two lines that are both parallel and perpendicular at the same time. Completely mindblowing

crazy math teacher: these two lines are parapendicular

student: bitch, is that even possible?!

by the POPOlice December 9, 2008

paraphernaliaholic

Its like being a shopoholic but for accessories that go with the main product. If you smoke weed your pipe is considered paraphernalia and if you keep buying more paraphernalia to make you feel better than you're a paraphernaliaholic.

Wow look! Ryan has like 3 pipes, 2 bongs, a vaporizer, and a hookah. He's definitely a paraphernaliaholic.

by Dblitz July 15, 2010