Seven Pounds

Approximately 3.175kg.

"The newborn baby weighed seven pounds."

by isn'titamazingthatallthefuckin January 12, 2009

250 pounds

One huge mother fucker

Damn bitch, you MUST weigh at least 250 pounds. You're way too fat to ever be pretty. Eww.

by A fat fuck August 8, 2017

Mike Pounds

Donald Trump trying to say "Mike Pence" while high on Adderall

Fat Orange Nixon slowly listed off a group of GOP complicit traitors attending a recent meeting and mangled First Lady Mike Pence's name. "Chuck Grassley was there; Joni Ernst and John Thune; and Mike Pounds. Just a whole group of great people."

by Uncle Joosie February 16, 2020

80 pounds overweight

When someone has a child

Person 1: "damn she is hot"
person 2: "nah man she is 80 pounds overweight"
person 1: "awe fuck that"

by poononu January 24, 2008

give me my pounds

The greeting gesture of tapping fists. To punch it in. An acknowledgement of respect.

Hey, hey, sup. Give me my pounds. Wanna shoot some hoops?

by mandingoe January 18, 2005

10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag

the phrase "10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag" refers to an obese, large or overweight person in the kind of clothing you would expect to see a track star, or a member or a swim team wearing while competing.

Jane - "What is Haneefa wearing?"
Jill - "I think she got lost in Marshalls and bought clothes from the children's aisle by accident. Either that or she's color blind and has some serious depth perception issues"
Jane - "Haneefa looks like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag."
Jill - "Right on!"

by Craker Jack March 12, 2013

Putting on pounds

Working out, lifting weights

Putting on pounds- Working out or lifting weights
" Hey Brody, want to hit the gym later?"
"Of course, I need to put on pounds!"

by El_Rhoadesterino June 2, 2015