The masturbatory act of propping oneself against a bedpost, couch, or bedside and rubbing the clothed penis against it repeatedly, in order to illicit an initial pleasure and an eventual intense, (or otherwise) ejaculation into the seams of the underpants. This, being usually an early form of conventional masturbation, does not at first neccesarily illicit ejeculation. Rather intense feelings of pleasure. Once sexual maturity is reached, and in the rare case the masturbator has not moved on to conventional masturbation, the ejaculation becomes a natural part of the bed-posting process. Most bed-posters move on to conventional masturbation before age 13, but in rare cases, continue well into their teens.
by Sean of old July 31, 2010
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Stew Posting is similar to Fed-Posting but slightly toned down. However, it's much more impactful as it can damage and hurt a political movement, particularly a right-wing movement far worse than Fed-Posting. Stew Peters is a right wing commentator who decided to go after Marjorie Taylor Greene after she spoke at the AFPAC conference, or the America First Political Action Conference. He did this despite Marjorie Taylor Greene supporting AFPAC and Nick Fuentes, even though her political motivation and beliefs may be insufficiently AF. Stew messed up a good relationship with America First and Marjorie Taylor Greene, and in turn, messed up AF's chance of gaining mainstream political traction.
by AKM123-2005 March 2, 2022
Get the Stew-Posting mug.When you get that god awful rumble in your stomach and a cold sweat forms hinting the idea that a gastrointestinal catastrophe of epic proportions is upon you, you grab your mobile cellular device and quickly sit down as the turd tea evacuates from your ass. Feeling the relief that you made it without having shit running down your leg you decide to open up face book on said cellular device and start posting to peoples pages....whether you tell them the exhilaration of what just transpired or just a simple, "hey what’s going on for tonight?" You have just engaged in "poop posting"
Steve (to mikes facebook page): Yo bro, you need to see this massive mud pile, I shouldn't have had all that bud light and hot wings
Mike: Where the hell are you?
Steve: On the shitter!
Mike: Dude you were just poop posting my fucking page...nice!
Mike: Where the hell are you?
Steve: On the shitter!
Mike: Dude you were just poop posting my fucking page...nice!
by Uncle Timmy September 29, 2009
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Kokopelli 3 days ago:
F1RST!!
P.S. I'm a douche
Gary from California State 1 day ago:
I second that.
ean 1 day ago:
yea you're kind of a douche for future posting
Kokopelli 3 days ago:
F1RST!!
P.S. I'm a douche
Gary from California State 1 day ago:
I second that.
ean 1 day ago:
yea you're kind of a douche for future posting
by DeepFriedBuddha October 24, 2008
Get the Future posting mug.Now my FaceBook is flooded with all this junk posting (mass posting,chain posting) because Suzie has asked everyone to like and re-post her "loving friends" status update, "Let's see who actually pays attention. Like this post and then copy this as your status. I'll be watching to see who really does cherish family and friendship. Thank you for being a part of my life!" This is worse than a chain letter or junk e-mail.
by Teddy Damian October 24, 2011
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