The new and improved name of
Charles Pisskink (Wilturd)
This name was originally known as
Charles pisskink, until the middle of October of 2021 when the name change occurred. This changed the whole way of life as we know it.
Soon after, many people started
hallucinating about having a Pisskink, and even started drinking their piss. This is known to cause kidney failure, so this is not good for the health of humanity.
Many others have hallucinated of literally lixking the inside of their bootyhole, which causes a lot of poopoo to go into their mouths, causing a lot of puking to occur. This is also not healthy as it can damage the stomach and esophagus.
In conclusion, the name change was successful is the ways of monarchy, and shall stay This way for at least another month.
