phuckwitt

To be an idiot that screws up most generally easy tasks.

With our Powers combined, we are Phuckwitt.
You Phuckwitt, you broke the remote.

by Shanswoop March 7, 2011

Phucking fone

When your phone autocorrects a word or phrase and it made it:
1. Not make sense
2. Really funny
3. Kind of offensive or awkward

“Hey can I see your pussy?”
“Umm...no”
“I meant puppy. Phucking fone.”

by Phase10 May 16, 2018

Phuck Boy

The name bestowed to the new boyfriend by the old boyfriend after he lost his girlfriend to him .

He called you a Phuck Boy cuz you stole his power bill money ..

by Lord Phuck Boy April 24, 2023

Phuck

Phuck sounds just like the word fuck. It means the exact same thing as fuck, but it is used in a slightly more non - offensive manner. Phuck me!

Phuck you.

by Foreskin Ripper June 28, 2023

Lord Phuck Boy

When a Phuck Boy is gifted a plot of land in Scotland , Lord or lady can be added to there name . Becoming Lord Phuck Boy .

U may now call me Lord Phuck Boy .

by Lord Phuck Boy April 24, 2023

Phuck

The cool way to spell fuck

What the phuck you phucking stupid

by Boogereater69 April 9, 2021

Phuckphace

A devout hockey fan not from Philadelphia who pretends he doesn't like the Flyers but in reality is a "Closet Flyers Phan".

That "Phuckphace" Sam needs to cum out of the closet and pledge his allegiance to the Philadelphia Flyers.

by The guy from ya sista's joint May 16, 2010