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Haven't you heard of S.C.P.'s they're like creepy pasta but its all in the same continuity
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the 6 p's

The 6 p's are:

Proper Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance.

When you are about to be engaged in a particular project, job, task, whatever, and you absolutely cannot afford to have it fail, you always have to remember the 6 p's.

If you prepare properly, the end result will be at least adequate and it's the best shot you have at being seen as a work monster.

If you do not, it will be a total failure and you will be seen as a waste of space.
George: We went into Iraq and did what we set out to do. But some things take time, that's all. We misunderestimated our time slot.

Voice of Reality: Moron, you don't understand the 6 p's. That's all.
by fronkzippo June 16, 2010
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Three P's Between the Knees

The "Three P's Between the Knees" refers to the trifecta of male genitalia. They are as follows...

-Pecker (aka the penis, dick, etc)
-Punger (aka the gooch)
-Pucker (aka the anus, asshole, etc)
"There is nothing as sacred as the Three P's Between the Knees."

"Rules for the fight - no eye-gouging, no hair-pulling, and stay away from the Three P's Between the Knees."
by Babylon Stringbean May 11, 2010
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H.O.P.S.

Hookers and/or Ho's on parade
Used to describe a group of slutty girls trying to get attention from the opposite sex using scandalous and obviously whoreish antics.
These HOPS can be eaisly picked out of a crowd for having the following traits:
- exposing wardrobe
- Noses up in the air
- dancing like they are having sex with nothing
- clinging onto people of importance. (Ie - Dj's, club staff, local celebrities)
- excessive amounts of disgusting makeup cakes on their faces
- excessive amount of cheap knockoff purfume
- fake tits

These HOPS usually gather in groups of 3 or more, although you can find them individually, usually under a random man.
"Oh my god Karen, the H.O.P.S. are out again!"
by alwaysthat November 5, 2006
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stacking p's

Means of making alot of money by either illegal or deviant means.
''Yo I can't wait till we get this OZ in, we'll be stacking p's in no time!''
by rhys1705 May 10, 2009
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Syndrome caused by an inferiority complex usually directed at stature or height. In women this may cause a variety of problems from "Bitchy-ness" to the urge to stand on large objects in order to feel some sense of "dominance" over others. Calling a woman who suffers from L.P.S. "tall" is a big compliment and will make them feel good about themselves. In men the problems multiply; men, already having an aggregation of complex's pertaining to their own inferiorities, become arrogant little fucks, who buy big trucks, and treat people like shit.

This syndrome is similar to L.M.S. or Little Man Syndrome, which is an inferiority with the size of ones own Male reproductive organ.
"Man that girl suffers from L.P.S. real bad she's just being a bitch to everyone."

"E.H.(hahah) is trippin', must be the L.P.S."

Little Person Syndrome(L.P.S.)
by Long14 January 9, 2012
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G.P.S.

A deviced used by those who have no idea where they are, to assist them in going nowhere in particular, using the shortest possible route.
A GPS knows where it is, by subracting where it used to be, from where it isn't.
by jt July 13, 2003
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