occupation-brainer

A no-brainer in terms of either occupational safety or overall health safety standards

Don't be idiotic enough to get wasted and then take to the wheel of a motor vehicle; I mean it's an occupation-brainer in terms of common sense safety standards, no?

by Sexydimma January 27, 2015

occupation grunt

An audible grunt, cough, or clearing of the throat issued by an individual while using a stall in a public men's restroom, especially when they hear someone else entering. This is done to advise the incoming patron that the stall is occupied, helping them avoid any awkward attempts to open the door or worse, peer through the crack in the door. A grunt is best because this bypasses any dialogue or conversation- both of which are widely regarded as taboo in a public men's room.

Cletus: so I was dropping a deuce at the mall when I heard the door open, so I gave an occupation grunt, right? But that fool didn't know any bathroom etiquette and tried to open my door anyway. As if my pants around my ankles behind the closed door wasn't enough of a giveaway!

DeSean: damn, son, I know what you mean. Same shit happened to me the other day when I was at White Castle. Thanks a lot, Obama.

by Longrod Von Hugedong May 26, 2016

occupation-brainer

A no-brainer in terms of occupational safety, common sense and other overall health standards

It's an occupation-brainer to not get wasted and take to the wheel of a motor vehicle

by Sexydimma March 31, 2017

esculation

Someone esculates when they change the time on all their watches to live in an other time than humanity.

The esculation point is to far away.
He esculeted himself back to summer.
I will esculate back to the future!

by gladu November 26, 2018

Oculatio

The act of someone lacking one eye putting a man’s meatus into his vacant socket and stimulating it until it comes.

After oculatio last night, it looked like I had a white teardrop.

I got to indulge in my Odyssey fetish last night when I slayed a cyclops with oculatio. Ironically, a Trojan protected me.

by AudenSnow September 28, 2020

Occupationalize

To make occupational

You can Occupationalize things to OT class

by Provisive April 1, 2022

sculation

Someone who just goes crazy at every instance, they're most likely extremely tall, or taller than most of their age group. They're also most likely chinese, because the name sculation derives from the qing dynasty.

"Sculation is so sexy!"
"OMG! Sculation is so tall, I bet he could dominate me!"
"Gosh darn, Sculation rejected me, my life is now over."

by Nancy ASS October 13, 2022