Boink Oink

When you slip your dick into a fat chick (boinking her) who isn't expecting it, causing her to involuntarily let out a little "oink". She must be fat. And she must be sweaty. This is similar to when a chick involuntarily "oinks" while laughing.

That fat broad Betty totally let out a Boink Oink when I was porking her last night. Bless her heart.

by Party Crashers October 11, 2009

Sir Oink

A Sir Oink is usually a green figurine with "ok" written in black sharpie across his face. A Sir Oink is referred to as "Sir", because of its 3 years spent in medical school. They or It usually has attended quite some time to study the best uses for terms, also, as it is evident in his words. Annoying, bad, or ugly people are Plebs, and Good / Ok people are Squirps. It is very rare for the figurine to be holding a thumbs up. Lastly, a normal Sir Oink owns a minecraft server, and is very lay back.

This Sir Oink has sun rays around him
My Sir Oink has Sunglasses
My Sir Oink is holding his thumb up

by TobiG December 1, 2016

the oink

Another name for swine flu.

'She's caught the oink.'

by bugaloocentral July 27, 2009

Mississippi oink and poink

Cover yourself in bologna shove a curly fry in your ass and make oinking noises as you angrly jerk off

"Im sorry I left early guys, i needed to relax with a nice Mississippi Oink and Poink

by Flamingpeesocket February 10, 2019

D’oink ink

When someone whispers these words in toronto mans ear, you automattically drop your pants and fuck them.

*whispers*: d’oink ink
Toronto mans: Omg I have a boner

by Torontomans123 July 13, 2019

the Oink

The swine flu. I first saw this in the National Review Online, in an article by Mark Hemmingway, who had the flu and was writing about his experience.

Quote: "I had the Oink and lived to write about it."

by C Goldrup August 18, 2009

The Oink

Another name for the H1N1 Virus.

I was dating this chick and she had a horrible cough, Turns out she had the OINK!

by Deemize November 17, 2009