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Oh my fucking sweet jesus tits

An exclaimation, generally used to describe either something surprising or something extremely cool, radical, awesome, or any other adjective from the Ninja Turtle vocabulary.
"Oh my fucking sweet jesus tits! Check out those...tits!"
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Oh My Jesus Fuck

Expression used when extremely shocked or suprised by something very unexpected
"That bikini bandit is about to shoot all the g-mart exectutives!"
"OH MY JESUS FUCK!!"
by Jackstepher January 9, 2008
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1. A term used by bikers when some retard is standing directly infront of them

2. Used when there is something large barreling towards you at a very high speed
1. OH SHIT FUCKING MOVE OUT THE WAY WHY ARE YOU WALKING IN THE BIKE LANE

2. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT OH SHIT FUCKING MOVE OUT THE FUCKING WAY JESUS CHRIST OH FUCK
by Shit slinger69 April 30, 2021
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Oh you mother fucking whore

Something that has to do with a little whore that was born
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oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH

(four girls in a bikini with big tits walks into Rob's house and he is pure and loves god)

Rob: oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH HELP IM GONNA GET FUCKING RAPED HELP FUCK NO PLEASE HELP NO, NO, NOOO- (Rob breaks out of his bedroom's window and escapes the hoeslut thot girls)
by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021
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OH MY FUCKING GOD

Ok
by PLAYSTATIONSTORE October 29, 2020
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oh fuck no

When your parents are coming downstairs and you are trying to delete your Newgrounds porn but the tab is frozen. (random event that may happen in 2007)
Eileen: Watches Newgrounds porn even at 16
Jennifer: starts laughing
Dad: goes downstairs
Eileen: Oh fuck no! The tab is frozen and my dad is coming!
Jennifer: oh shit
by kittenbunny65 May 16, 2021
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