October 26

Let’s have sex day on this day you can fuck anyone

Let’s fuck because it is October 26

by Clay👌🏽👈🏽 October 17, 2019

October 26

Only pussies are born on this day they have terrible hair, have a shit sleep schedule, and are the most unluckiest people ever.

October 26 is the most shit day to be born

by Gabuko November 24, 2021

October 26

When a name that starts with the letter "L" should date a person with the beginning letter of "d"

"omg Logan it's October 26th ask out a girl who's name begins with the letter d"

by Real0g October 24, 2019

october 26

national sleep in day

october 26 we have to sleep

by alyssa45373829 October 18, 2019

october 26

national kick a dick in the dick day

anna: *kicks jack in the dick*

jack: why did you do that?

anna: its october 26th

jack: mening?

anna: its national kick a dick in the dick day

by urassphat' November 26, 2020

october 26

national hug your crush day, full send no letdowns if thy say ewe say it was a dare FULL SEND

Tommy hay Susie is my crush and it is October 26 * hugs*
Susie aw *hugs*

by mach maker October 25, 2020

october 26

Kick a kid named Mason or throw him down a flight of stairs.

Person 1: Mason is such an ass for messing up everything.
Person 2: It’s october 26 so you know what to do.

by girl12345678912 October 26, 2019