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digital obesity

Information hoarders with a ferocious appetite for data.
Digital obesity can be used to describe people with full ipod's, mobile phones, digital camera's etc who refuse to delete old or unwanted data in case they need it in the future. The same people can often be found trying to fill 400GB Hard Drives with junk, just because the space is "there". Also relates to software packages that are needlessly large and over complex.
by Ben Crawford1 July 28, 2007
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Maximus-Obesitus III

The state of obesity at which there is no hope of recovery. Friends and family might as well order a piano box and hope it comes before the individual dies. The individual must be kept in a garage to insure access of heavy machinery for the removal of said persons earthly remains. The existence of this individual is beyond worthless; it is a negative value to society. Streets may have to be shut down as cranes bring the remains to an open field. The only benefit from their burial is that the displacement of dirt is so great that many sledding hills can be formed from it. However, they have achieved no points in life and we can only hope that God sends them to hell to sweat off all their fat before allowing them to crowd up heaven.
Holy Cow! Have you seen Maxwell lately? He is totally looking like a Maximus-Obesitus III
by Dugz May 8, 2010
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obesient

complying with or submissive to obesity; obedient to one's over-consumption of food
En route to work, the man attempted to drive past McDonald's. Sadly, he was too obesient to the ways of fatness, and pulled into the drive-thru.
by Guinnesaurus Rex October 16, 2010
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Cyber-Obesity

cyber-obesity or C.O. for short, is that pure lazyness of a person having received a forward e-mail saying to send it to 20 people. it results in that forward not being forwarded along.
Randall sent me a forward about being friends forever and it seemed pretty difficult to read, and my cyber-obesity got the best of me, and i deleted it with out passing it on.
by Brandon 21 June 11, 2007
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obesogen

A word somebody from the Internet made up as an excuse for why fat people get fat.
"I'm not fat because of my diet, it's them obesogens."
by madewonka August 19, 2013
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obesity paradox

A term often used by fat fucks to explain being fat is healthier than going on diets.
10/10 alpha male: What the fuck dude, you should work out and go on a diet like I did 5 years ago. I lost so much weight, I now have abs & bitches.

0/10 beta fat fuck: Fuck off dickhead, have you never heard of the obesity paradox? I have a much better & healthier life than you. I can hide the remote in my tummy and my wife washes my dick for me once every 2 months.
by 1010alphamale May 31, 2018
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National Obesity Awareness Day

Yo it’s Thanksgiving

No it’s National Obesity Awareness Day
by ThatDog November 28, 2019
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