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Oh my fucking sweet jesus tits

An exclaimation, generally used to describe either something surprising or something extremely cool, radical, awesome, or any other adjective from the Ninja Turtle vocabulary.
"Oh my fucking sweet jesus tits! Check out those...tits!"
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Oh My Jesus Fuck

Expression used when extremely shocked or suprised by something very unexpected
"That bikini bandit is about to shoot all the g-mart exectutives!"
"OH MY JESUS FUCK!!"
by Jackstepher January 9, 2008
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1. A term used by bikers when some retard is standing directly infront of them

2. Used when there is something large barreling towards you at a very high speed
1. OH SHIT FUCKING MOVE OUT THE WAY WHY ARE YOU WALKING IN THE BIKE LANE

2. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT OH SHIT FUCKING MOVE OUT THE FUCKING WAY JESUS CHRIST OH FUCK
by Shit slinger69 April 30, 2021
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Oh you mother fucking whore

Something that has to do with a little whore that was born
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oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH

(four girls in a bikini with big tits walks into Rob's house and he is pure and loves god)

Rob: oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH HELP IM GONNA GET FUCKING RAPED HELP FUCK NO PLEASE HELP NO, NO, NOOO- (Rob breaks out of his bedroom's window and escapes the hoeslut thot girls)
by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021
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four oh fucked

Driving on California Interstate 405, a major North-South connector in Southern California/Los Angeles West side, & being stalled in heavy commuter traffic often tripling commute duration.
"Are you on your way home?"
"Yeah but I'm four oh fucked right now near the Getty"
"Okay, I'll save you leftovers."
by Biobravo May 16, 2014
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OH FUCK!

A phrase used by online whores to make their sex more "sexy".
man: *doing the do*

washed up thot: "OH FUCK!" *makes exaggerated moans*
by Consiosus March 30, 2020
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