soma-splaining

A play on "mansplainer," it captures someone in SOMa, NJ who is overly eager to "educate" others on their ultra-woke worldview, even when it's riddled with contradictions or hypocrisy. It nods to the self-righteousness and instability while keeping it tongue-in-cheek.

Rea was SOMa-splaining to the terrorized new moms in her group who didn't understand the local political culture.

by Borelia January 25, 2025

Soma

Soma is all you need in your life, she can be your best friend, your lover, your partner in crime, your support, your strength and much more. She is very possessive about what she loves, she cannot share you with anybody. She would be the bestest wife and the coolest mother of your children but when it comes to rules she is not less then an army officer, you will love her with all your heart and once you get her in your life you would not be able to live without her.

Soma is my everything

by Sonain November 22, 2021

somas cat

soma went to the toilet for a wee wee and accidentally urinated on the cat. Therefore somas cat!

oh wow you really benfelled it so hard and did a somas cat

by kal1b May 2, 2025

Infinite-Soma

1. The ability to get high and feel great off of your own body to an infinite level. 2. A supply of drugs that manifests itself from the mind of the user and never runs out. 3. Getting high off of human "products", instead of plant based or synthetic based products. 4. A sensitivity, usually sexual, of the human body and the ability to tap into this sensitivity to an infinite degree and cause the body to react in intended ways! 5. Never ending regeneration or never ending reincarnation of the body.

1. That dude walks around in an infinite-soma of his own stank. 2. Yo, did you see that dude pull that bag of drug out of no where? He's got infinite-soma! 3. Those that get high from smoking their own feces, have an infinite soma to tap into. 4. Do you see that person over there with all the lovers, s/he's got a magic touch, you could say they got an infinite soma. 5. Wolverine from X-Men has infinite soma.

by Zero$ March 27, 2015

Soma

Racist white kid from Newsome high school. Awebo made.

“Dude don’t say that. Don’t be a soma”

by d1ego777 August 2, 2025

Soma Ulte

Soma Ulte is a misspelled version of Soulmate, when printed on a piece of clothing.

Your shirt reads Soma Ulte.
It's actually Soulmate.

by Herobattler April 24, 2025

SOMA

Sitting on my ass(ets). Typing it out whenever someone asked “whatch doin’?” seemed to long. So I came up with ‘soma’
Can be used for sit and sat also

I’ll be SOMA all weekend.

by G M Jacobson February 26, 2023