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Nokia monkey

someone that toots gay which blows up new york
by Nokia monkey August 31, 2021
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nokia

Slang

A short was of saying 'no kid.'
"Do we have humanities today?"

"Nokia."
by ZaneyP00 August 9, 2022
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Nokia Syndrom

People that are immortal, or extremely old.
by doomlikeskidding April 9, 2024
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Nokia

A Crappy Phone That No One Uses Anymore
"Nokia is the WORST PHONE EVER."
by jrzl September 28, 2021
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Crack your Nokia

Crack your Nokia-When Fred finally cracked his Nokia we all were surprised. We thought that shit was unbreakable!
by MinxMinnie September 4, 2018
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nokia nation

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Nokia Nation is a groupchat on Twitter originally created by f4ttea, regarded as the most iconic and legendary in the platform’s history. The group consists of over 50 queers and pretend-straights who are extremely jobful and specialise in many sectors. such as ending Xiu Xiu, a fake SZA fan and an obsessed fad who pretends to be a woman by using a name linked to the war memorial flower. The group has an extensive history of creating unique and memorable jokes that live on today, and has had an undeniable impact on the Twitter platform.

AD: @dondaisaoty is the most iconic member.
obsessed fad: give me all the tea on nokia nation
our secret spy: NO! go away f@g!
by soulglitch June 8, 2023
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full nokia

Someone who goes off Facebook, then WhatsApp, then Instagram . . . and never signs up for Signal or Telegram.
Hey, I've been trying to get hold of Mike, but it looks like he's gone Full Nokia.
by Kreltch Meister Mike March 29, 2021
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