A very caring and zen individual. With the smoothed hands and Softest lips. The type of guy to bring home to meet mom. Niko also has a great ear for music but has a unhealthy obsession with vin diesel that stops him from doing anything with his life
by Notmatt November 24, 2021
A deadbeat, bald-headed, jobless, criminal that ALL women SHOULD avoid at ALL costs unless you are extremely dumb. A NikoE is also known to hump men as well.
by OhMyThisIsTooLongOfAHandle August 13, 2019
A fat non-athletic gayboy megafag, who chugs cum by the truckload. Has the smallest cock ever to the point where even people with microdicks feel bad before. He gets denied by every girl that he asks out. He may look like a fuck-boy but he's most likely to be a virgin for the rest of his life. Niko is the likely guy to have a foot fetish but it doesn't matter because he can never get a girl anyways. He looks like lady liberty just yeeted him off her torch.
Niko is a cum dumpster.
Even the dead Jews feel bad for Niko.
I heard Niko took a ride in the dryer when he was 13.
Even the dead Jews feel bad for Niko.
I heard Niko took a ride in the dryer when he was 13.
by Bignigg@cheeks August 29, 2019
The following definition occurs if Carl was a weeaboo, and Paul needed therapy from the trauma. (Llamas With Hats)
by -trash- February 13, 2022
Savage boy who cannot stop thinking about his lady, he loves to hump you and fuck you till the day he dies. But watch out when your not looking, he’ll come up to you rip off your shirt pull down your pants so your just in your underwear, then he’ll do the same thing to himself then he slowly takes off his underwear so he’s completely naked and then he’ll do the same to you then he walks up to you and sticks his penis in your vagina and swishes it around, then while he does that, he grabs your boobs and jiggles them around for a while then he takes care of himself to make sure your helping.
by Aleksdoesntwant2947 April 8, 2018
Quit sucking that dick Niko
by Spider Dog May 18, 2016
A faggot but sometimes can be nice feet as hard af spoilt piece of shit and claims to have a hairy 20 inch dick but has a fucking . 00000001 cm dick
Niko is a spoilt brat
by Niko friend December 19, 2018