New Mexico green chile

The act of your partner drinking yellow Gatorade earlier that day then proceeding to poop on your chest the poop has a slight green tint resulting in the "New Mexico Green Chile"

(1)Hey man have you drank any Gatorade today?
(2)Yeah, had one this morning want a "New Mexico Green Chile?"
(1)Yeah!

by Lit Loc November 3, 2021

new mexico

a place where no one lives in

Idiot: hey do you live in new mexico
me: ew

by Poopysexydoody May 9, 2022

New Mexico United

1. The closest thing Albuquerque will ever get to an NFL team.

2. A pretty good DII soccer team in New Mexico that everyone loves even if they don't follow soccer.

3. The best damn thing to happen in this crazy ass state.

Person 1: "Hey did you catch the New Mexico United game last night?".

Person 2: "Yeah dude, it was pretty awesome! They beat Phoenix 3 to 1!".

by LaxMan420 April 16, 2022

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by SnomAvocado April 25, 2022

New Mexico Mayo

The act of smashing the testes with a hammer until they’re of a creamy consistency, then poking a hole with a needle into the scrotum to then bottle up the liquid that comes out.

My biggest fear is someone using me to make New Mexico Mayo

by J4VA September 28, 2025

New Mexico monsoon

When you urinate into a girls cupped hands and she then throws said urine into your face.

I tried to give her a New Mexico monsoon, but I was bladder shy.

by AustNilo July 31, 2019

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Dust and rocks. Thats it. Thats all there is.

Bob: hey, do you have any winter break plans?
Joe: yeah im going to Albuquerque, New Mexico
Bob: isnt it super dry and dusty?
Joe: yeah...

by mycactusisblooming December 27, 2018