1. The closest thing Albuquerque will ever get to an NFL team.
2. A pretty good DII soccer team in New Mexico that everyone loves even if they don't follow soccer.
3. The best damn thing to happen in this crazy ass state.
2. A pretty good DII soccer team in New Mexico that everyone loves even if they don't follow soccer.
3. The best damn thing to happen in this crazy ass state.
Person 1: "Hey did you catch the New Mexico United game last night?".
Person 2: "Yeah dude, it was pretty awesome! They beat Phoenix 3 to 1!".
Person 2: "Yeah dude, it was pretty awesome! They beat Phoenix 3 to 1!".
by LaxMan420 April 16, 2022
Get the New Mexico Unitedmug. "Man, I feel really sorry for the people who live in New Mexico"
"Todd, I thought I told you not to bring up that fuckhole. Ever. You're going to the timeout corner."
"Awwwwe.."
"Todd, I thought I told you not to bring up that fuckhole. Ever. You're going to the timeout corner."
"Awwwwe.."
by February 11, 2022
Get the New Mexicomug. by NinjaCody33 November 16, 2022
Get the New Mexico Strawberrymug. by rainbow_shitshow August 23, 2018
Get the New Mexico Monsoonmug. She is beautiful a$$ F**k and will steal your heart but is the pure definition of a buttwipe from Mexican I mean New Mexico damn auto correct
by YoungCock July 19, 2023
Get the Laila from New Mexicomug. The New Mexico Tug is a sex act where one partner pulls (or tugs) on the other’s penis, stretching it and allowing the partner to begin plucking at the stretched out penis like a guitar string.
by Pewbic and Basedyana June 30, 2025
Get the New Mexico Tugmug. The act of your partner drinking yellow Gatorade earlier that day then proceeding to poop on your chest the poop has a slight green tint resulting in the "New Mexico Green Chile"
(1)Hey man have you drank any Gatorade today?
(2)Yeah, had one this morning want a "New Mexico Green Chile?"
(1)Yeah!
(2)Yeah, had one this morning want a "New Mexico Green Chile?"
(1)Yeah!
by Lit Loc November 3, 2021
Get the New Mexico green chilemug.