National Slap an Ass Day

Every April 11th you can slap that one girl wit dat nice booty’s ass. Only on this day can there be no consequences.

Damn bro, she got a FINE ass.

Aye, it’s April 11th. National Slap an Ass Day. Remember?

(God’s Plan plays in background)

by That Wigga Named Ricky May 25, 2018

national slap a titty day

On May 1st we celebrate national slap a titty day. The name explains it all.. slap some tits.

"James stop slapping titties"
"I can't it's national slap a titty day"

by rapidcliche May 25, 2018

national slap ass day round 2

National slap ass day round 2!! You can slap and grab and boy or girls ass for the whole day infront if everyone!!💯💯

Bro it’s national slap ass day round 2!! Let me go find Jessica and slap that ass!

by SlapMyAss October 10, 2018

National Slap an Idiot Day

On March 7th, it’s National slap an idiot day! This means you can slap any and all idiots that exist.

Guy 1: Owwww Why did you slap me?
Guy 2: It’s National Slap an Idiot Day!

by Daddy Chill m8 June 4, 2022

National slap ass day pt 2

Slap ass day ot 2 is wen you can slap anyone's ass (boy or girl)
Only for this day tho

John:come here
*Slaps his gf ass*
Kate:y did u do that
John: do u know what today is

Kate:no
John:its national slap ass day part 2

National slap ass day pt 2 is a second day out of the year when u can slap anyone's ass for a day

by I jusy make em November 9, 2020

National Slap a Dyke Day

On June 1st and June 31st go give your lesbian friend a slap as a welcome and closure for coming out the closet.

Hey! It’s National Slap a Dyke Day! Let’s go slap our dyke friends on the first day of Pride Month!

by ClapSlap December 15, 2019

National Slap Your Sibling Day

A national holiday where you can slap your siblings! It’s a wonderful day.

“Hey, sister.”
“Hey, what’s up”
“Happy national slap your sibling day!”
“Wha-“
*slaps*

by yourveryownmother October 28, 2020