National Virtual Fuck Day

April 18th is National Virtual Fuck Day. A day where you get to ask anyone to have good virtual fun and they can't say no!

1: Today's April 18th, right?
2: yeah, why?
1: It's National Virtual Fuck Day!

by jard30 April 17, 2021

national pussy fuck day

Today is commonly known as national pussy fuck day (or the day to get lucky)

Grab a girl and fuck her in the pussy on APRIL 17TH!!!

Tom: hey dude wanna chill?
Jerry: nah today is national pussy fuck day! The day you should get out, find a girl and celebrate

by Obf.charles May 25, 2018

National Fuck a Minority Day

April 23 is henceforth declared National Fuck a Minority Day. White boys stay out with your Polish/German/Cherokee roots; that doesn't qualify.

Rachel: You ready for National Fuck a Minority Day
Ashley: OH YEA. I can't wait to get an excuse to cheat on my boyfriend

by poontangslapgod May 28, 2018

National fuck a hoe day

Today's the day you can fuck as many hoes as you would please. Get down and dirty😉

Fuckboy 1: I fucked like 6 goes bro
Fuckboy 2: nah bro that's all g, it's national fuck a hoe day!

by Benjamin's April 11, 2019

National Fuck A Caitlin Day

On Friday April 19th find a Caitlin preferably someone you know well ,get a private room and do what you do best.

Find a Caitlin and fuck her its “National Fuck A Caitlin Day”

by Jonaathan April 18, 2019

national titty fuck day

Is January 14. This is a day where people world wide are titty fucking

dude we gotta get together on Jan. 14

i cant im hanging with my girl

dude thats stupid

nahh its not, it national titty fuck day

by MegTaylor December 11, 2007

National Dog Fucking Day

it’s the annual day of dog fucking. usually done at family bbqs as a family event or can be done in solitary.

AYE JIM YOU REDNECK SUMBITCH YOU DONE THE DOG FUCKING YET? WAIT ON ME IM PUTTING MY CLOTHES ON. national dog fucking day.

by BigAssBootyHoe April 12, 2019