An action performed after the occurence of a particularly awkward moment in a conversation.
The index finger is usually placed between the eyebrows and wiggles awkwardly whilst saying, "Awkward narwhal..."
The middle finger is occasionally used, when an awkward moment is reached and the instigator of the awkward moment is acting douche-y and possibly insensitive to a prior occurence that makes the situation awkward.
The index finger is usually placed between the eyebrows and wiggles awkwardly whilst saying, "Awkward narwhal..."
The middle finger is occasionally used, when an awkward moment is reached and the instigator of the awkward moment is acting douche-y and possibly insensitive to a prior occurence that makes the situation awkward.
Person 1: what's up dude?
Person 2: um, nothing.
Person 1: how's the girl?
Person 2: she dumped me.
Person 1: well how's basketball going for you?
Person 2: I didn't even make JV this year.
Person 1: oh. awkward narwhal.
Person 2: um, nothing.
Person 1: how's the girl?
Person 2: she dumped me.
Person 1: well how's basketball going for you?
Person 2: I didn't even make JV this year.
Person 1: oh. awkward narwhal.
by queen of awkwardness May 31, 2009
Get the awkward narwhalmug. Narwhals, narwhals,
swimming in the ocean,
causing a commotion,
because they are so awesome
-Narwhal song
swimming in the ocean,
causing a commotion,
because they are so awesome
-Narwhal song
by bjhrbfajhwb May 9, 2009
Get the Narwhal songmug. It is indiscribable but in simple terms it is all of the colors but, none of the colors at the same time.
by NTe16 March 29, 2012
Get the Narwhal-greenmug. by Terry Pile March 3, 2018
Get the Slog the narwhalmug. The act of using ones tampon to remove the blown load of jizzle previously shot into ones vaginal canal. As the cum slowly drips down the string, and drys, it forms a crusty tusk like cone. This cone is referred to as a strawberry narwhal. Why strawberry? The virgin blood combines with the semen, causing a reddish color to occur.
As Cierra was getting rammed by her boyfriend Austin , she realized she would have to perform a strawberry narwhal afterwards in order to not conceive a child.
by Kujo1367 March 31, 2015
Get the Strawberry Narwhalmug. A sensitive noob/child acting like a retard, or a hypocrite. Originated from clubbed narwhal.
Sometimes also used to say someone has no attention span. Often used in forums and chat rooms, on a troll or noob.
Sometimes also used to say someone has no attention span. Often used in forums and chat rooms, on a troll or noob.
Jane: Yure meen! i luv animels youre meen to them retard i want to kill you!
Jean: You're a club narwhal!
Jean: You're a club narwhal!
by Reenaa December 15, 2008
Get the Club narwhalmug. A sexual act in which the male tapes a paper cup face up on his forehead. The female then squats overhead and squirts into the cup. The male then tip the cup to where it spills all over the female's vagina. The male then licks the Juice of her pussy, and continues to Eat Out.
Mike: Dude, what happened, I thought we were supposed to watch the game last night?
Harold: Sorry bro, I was saying goodbye when Sasha insisted I would Tip the Narwhal with her.
Mike: Oh, Ok.
Harold: Sorry bro, I was saying goodbye when Sasha insisted I would Tip the Narwhal with her.
Mike: Oh, Ok.
by Douglas Cooker September 27, 2011
Get the Tip the Narwhalmug.