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awkward narwhal

An action performed after the occurence of a particularly awkward moment in a conversation.
The index finger is usually placed between the eyebrows and wiggles awkwardly whilst saying, "Awkward narwhal..."
The middle finger is occasionally used, when an awkward moment is reached and the instigator of the awkward moment is acting douche-y and possibly insensitive to a prior occurence that makes the situation awkward.
Person 1: what's up dude?
Person 2: um, nothing.

Person 1: how's the girl?
Person 2: she dumped me.

Person 1: well how's basketball going for you?
Person 2: I didn't even make JV this year.

Person 1: oh. awkward narwhal.
by queen of awkwardness May 31, 2009
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Narwhal song

A song about narwhals. That is really annoying.
Narwhals, narwhals,
swimming in the ocean,
causing a commotion,
because they are so awesome

-Narwhal song
by bjhrbfajhwb May 9, 2009
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Narwhal-green

It is indiscribable but in simple terms it is all of the colors but, none of the colors at the same time.
Those pants are narwhal-green, as well as at headband
by NTe16 March 29, 2012
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Slog the narwhal

Carlton couldn’t help but slog the narwhal when he saw Cindy coming down the hall.
by Terry Pile March 3, 2018
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Club narwhal

A sensitive noob/child acting like a retard, or a hypocrite. Originated from clubbed narwhal.
Sometimes also used to say someone has no attention span. Often used in forums and chat rooms, on a troll or noob.
Jane: Yure meen! i luv animels youre meen to them retard i want to kill you!
Jean: You're a club narwhal!
by Reenaa December 15, 2008
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Strawberry Narwhal

The act of using ones tampon to remove the blown load of jizzle previously shot into ones vaginal canal. As the cum slowly drips down the string, and drys, it forms a crusty tusk like cone. This cone is referred to as a strawberry narwhal. Why strawberry? The virgin blood combines with the semen, causing a reddish color to occur.
As Cierra was getting rammed by her boyfriend Austin , she realized she would have to perform a strawberry narwhal afterwards in order to not conceive a child.
by Kujo1367 March 31, 2015
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sexy narwhal

someone that is so sexy there is absolutely no other word to describe them.
friend 1: Jeez I wanna tap that.
friend 2: Yeah man, she is a sexy narwhal.
friend 1: What?
friend 2: Shes magical, like a unicorn and shes probably horny too
by sexynarwhal February 7, 2014
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