Narb-sparring

A narb is a No Apparent Reason Boner. Narb-sparring is when you constantly get narbs throughout the day, and battle with them to either go away, or constantly hide or cover them up.
Every guy has been through this.
Often happen in inconvenient times, like when you wear shorts or go to a shopping mall.

I was Narb-sparring all yesterday when we were shopping downtown. I swear a few girls noticed, but what can you do except wait it out?

by CThunderW August 7, 2011

wetzel narb

a rookie; one who has not mastered the art of butt-hole eating-out; one who is said to practice this art by eating ketchup covered spinach out of a dogs anus hole.

after last nights performance, I can tell that man is a wetzel narb

by gorillaness11 May 14, 2009

narb

to complete a task

i narbed my breakfeast

by ben February 7, 2003

broiled narb

a "No Apparent Reason boner" when you don't want one.

I got a broiled narb today with my teacher.
Dude, don't be such a broiled narb.

by Kory Capricorn February 18, 2008

NARB

No Apparent Reason Boning

Dude, I totally NARB'd that chick last night.

by Osgrip1931 February 7, 2010

NARB

unable to get a boner while watching porn because of watching it too much

jake jacking off too much while watching porn(NARB)

by holacomoestas? July 8, 2010

NARB swaggin

The act of getting a NARB which is an abbreviation for "No Apparent Reason Boner" while dancing (usually grinding) with your female partner.

George was embarassed when he realized he was narb swaggin on the most beautiful girl at the dance.

by Mantisaur February 16, 2010